X-Mas Santa Gets Down
X-Mas: Santa Gets Down is a Smosh video released on December 12th, 2009. This is the final part of the three part series of Smoshy Christmas Stories.



Ian and Anthony are back with more Christmas stories and continue reading. Ian introduces the next story by saying, "Billy Hamburger was a boy who always stayed up every Christmas Eve to try to catch Santa on the act."


NOTE: Names of the sketches are not official

Billy Hamburger Catching Santa

Billy (Ian) runs into his brother Brent's (Anthony) room and tells him he caught Santa. Billy tells Brent that Santa asked for cookies, but he didn't have cookies, so he gave Santa some brownies that Brent hides under his bed, much to the shock of Brent. Santa fools around in his sack like it's a cave, and tries to order a pizza, but they hang up on him, and enjoys chips as he says that he's "never liked chips so much in [his] damn life" before he pours the bag on himself.

Twilight Spoof

Bella (Ian) tells Edward that she has a little Christmas present for him, but Anthony stops the story and tells Ian to not spoof Twilight anymore.

Front-Door Caroling, Part 3

The caroling crew sings We Wish You a Merry Christmas to the same house and the lady slams the door shut yet again. Ian gets really "T-O'D" and asks why no one wants to hear them sing. One of the carolers suggests that they hate Christmas carolers, but Anthony suggests that they need to sing a different song. The lady opens the door again and the group starts to rap Swing by Savage. After the lady slams the door again, the carolers celebrate when Ian points out that it was the longest time that someone's ever listened to them.

Ian & Osama Kill Rudolph

The little girl is eating meat on a Christmas Zoo-Pals and asks Ian what meat is it. So lan tells her that it's Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. When the girl eats another piece of meat, his nose lights up, the girl then lets out a bloodcurling scream. Osama appears again and tells Ian that he is on the way to becoming "a giant douchebag like [him]" and gives Ian a high-five.


Anthony thanks the viewer for watching their stories, some based on true events. So Ian drinks their festive "Egg Nog" but Anthony says it's spoiled milk. Ian still says it's Egg Nog and says Merry Christmas to the viewer, before running off and throwing up off camera.


  • There is an extended version of the Santa Sketch on
  • This is the 2nd time Osama appears, but for only a very brief time
  • Billy and Brent Hamburger's appearances were very limited during the years of 2010 and 2011. Though they both returned in Parents Suck! in 2012 and Billy would be seen more often, recently in AWESOME NEW ROBOT! and IPhone 5 REVEALED

Shut Up! Opening

*singing Deck The Halls* SHUT UP!



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