Ian and Anthony are roasting chestnuts (a bowl of apples) over an open fire. Ian states that if there's anything else that he and Anthony love, it's Christmas. Anthony says, "We love Christmas so much, we got tattoos to prove it." They then unravel their sleeves to reveal tattoos that read "I Heart Chris" on Anthony's arm and "Tmas" on Ian's. Ian points to a big, old-looking book, and says, "To celebrate the holiday season, we'd like to share some of our own holiday stories with you." Anthony opens the book and starts reading.
NOTE: Most of the names of the clips are not official.
Santa on the Computer
Santa Claus (Anthony) is on the computer and Mrs. Claus (Ian) is reading a cookbook entitled "HOW TO CREATE A HAM OUT OF THIN AIR." When Mrs. Claus asks what Santa is doing, he says that he's bidding on a Snuggie on eBay, but is annoyed that an "ass-face" keeps outbidding him. After Santa loses the auction, he tells his wife that he's sick of the 56k internet in the North Pole, and it doesn't help that they haven't gotten the newest operating system. His computer reveals that he was looking for porn and bidding on eBay.
Christmas Presents Direct
"Did you forget to buy Christmas presents, and now it's Christmas Day? We're here to help! We're Christmas Presents Direct! Simply give us the address of your Christmas party, and we'll send one of out associates right over.'They'll pick out whatever they can on the way to your house, and wrap it up for you! We guarantee that your family and friends are going to love the variety of gifts that Christmas Presents Direct has to offer!" (Ian's family opens up the gifts that Christmas Presents Direct gave him. A random man opens up a wheelchair, Anthony opens up a half-eaten sandwich, ("How did you know?"), and a regular Smosh extra says, "I wonder what this could be!" He shakes the unwrapped gift, and a cat's meow is heard.)
Ian, Anthony, a girl, and three men who are regular Smosh extras, sing Jingle Bells to a woman at the front of her house. However, they don't get far into the song before the woman slams the door on them.
Billy Hamburger Skit
Billy Hamburger (Ian) wakes up to his alarm clock, exclaims that it's Christmas, and tells his mom he's going sledding. He runs into his front yard and jumps onto a sled, but then falls onto the ground, which doesn't have any snow at all.
Christmas Gift Guard
"Hey parents! Are you tired of your kids sneaking into your room to see what present you got them?" (Billy opens the door to a closet to find a book entitled 100 Best Fart Jokes). "From the makers of Christmas Presents Direct, we bring you Christmas Gift Guard! When you order, a former US special commando will be sent to your house immediately to guard your presents before you wrap them up for Christmas." (Billy opens the door to the closet again, but a soldier hits him in the head with a gun, and then drags his unconscious body out of sight.) "We are not responsible for any deaths, gunshot wounds, knife wounds, punching stick traps, land mines, or piano wire stranglings."
Santa Illusions Express (Extra)
The narrator asks a mother if she is tired of her kid not believing in Santa which the mother agreed. The narrator said they have the Santa Illusion Expresss to make the kid believe in Santa all over again. He also said that they have different ways to make the child believe in Santa depending on the budget like a video message from Santa. Santa (Anthony) tells Billy Hamburger that he is real. The narrator says that the premium package also comes with a real life sighting of Santa. Billy's sister and mother watches Santa from outside delivering gifts. Finally, for the executive package, they have a fake emergency landing of Santa. A battleship fired a missile at the mother's house. The mother said to the girl that Santa landed on the roof. The roof was on fire and the mother said that Santa is real and that he is dead which made the girl cry.
Ian and Anthony close the story book and tell the viewer that they'll be back for more in Part 2.
- The story book is actually a guide book for The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
- The Front-Door Caroling segment appears at the middle and end of the last 2 parts, but have a longer time span in part 3.
- The wheelchair that one of Ian's Family Members opens is the Wheelchair from Lunchtime with Smosh.
- On Santa's computer, there is a video called 2 Elves 1 Cup (misspelled as "2 Elfs 1 Cup"). It is a parody of 2Girls1Cup.
- Ian finding the cat as a Christmas present may be a reference to Schrödinger's cat. This is supported by the fact he did not unwrap the present.
- This is the second video to make use of a customized thumbnail, with the first being A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays.
- Due to YouTube demonetizing videos to appeal to the advertisers' wishes, and perhaps due to more young people frequenting YouTube, the video's title was changed in 2017 to a more acceptable name.
Shut Up! Opening
|“||Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-SHUT UP!||”|
PREVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme / Battleship / Transformers Theme / Smosh Short 1: Dolls / The California Stereotype Experiment / Boxman / Smosh Short 2: Stranded / The Best Car EVER / Food Battle 2006 / That Damn Neighbor / Frankie Rogers is James Bond / How Not to Make a First Impression / How Not to Act on a First Date / Feet For Hands / Boxman's Christmas / New Year's Eve PSA
Three Wishes / Axe Murderer / Easy Step / Sparky Goes to a Club / Spiderman, Spiderman / License Test / April First / Anthony Gets a Haircut / Handshake / Hardcore Max / Food Battle 2007 / Transformers Rap / Three Guys in a Hotel / Quest for the Scooter / The Assassins / Replacement Needed / Reunited? / Male Model / The Haunting / Toy Airplane / Ian's Birthday / Santa is Real!
Cat Soup / Boxman's Girlfriend / Left Handed / There Will Be Pokemon / Smosh Sued for $20 Million (April Fools) / Beef 'n Go / Batman's Cool Internet Video / Teleporting Fat Guy / Food Battle 2008 / Going to the Mountains / Life as Ghosts / Boxman for President / Sex Ed Rocks / Smosh Snatchers / A Merry Gangsta Christmas
Breaking the Habit / Hardcore Max 2 / Ian's First Girlfriend / That Damn Prison Break / Unitarded / LeVar Burton Buys Smosh (April Fools) / Anthony's Death / Anthony's Resurrection / Anthony is Mexican / Grammar Police / I Heart Burgers / A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays / A Very Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays / Washington's First Video Blog / Food Battle 2009 / The Ultimate Shoedown / Bigfoot is Gay / If Movies Were Real / Four Years Foreplay / Twilight: New Moon Deleted Scenes / Mighty Smoshin POWER RANGERS / Kid Craps Himself in Drift Car! / Pizza Zombies! / X-Mas: PORN on Santa's Computer / X-Mas: Osama's First Christmas / X-Mas: Santa Gets Down / Best of Smosh 2009
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig / Ian Gets Lucky / Anthony Gets Engaged / HELP! WE'RE FAT! / EDITOR! / CRAZY FATASS! (True Story 1) / Ian Is Pregnant / If Video Games Were Real / Anthony Poses for Playgirl!?! / Smeagol Loves the Precious / Boxman 2.0 / I Love Lou Ferrigno! / Leave It To Bieber / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 2 / 5 Ways to Get a Girl / Lizard Rabies / Super Powers! / My Mom's AMAZING Video! / How Lady Gaga Got Famous / The Famous Cheese Guy / WTF! I'm Old! / Inappropriate Sonic / Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH / KILLER TEDDY BEAR! / If Cartoons Were Real / Food Battle 2010 / FIRETRUCK! / 2 GUYS 1 BATHROOM / SELLING OUT!? / ★ MY FANNY PACK! ★ / PLAYING WITH GUNS! / THE FUTURE SUCKS! / That Damn Punishment / If Scary Movies Were Real / HALO RUINED MY LIFE! (True Story 2) / EPIC TEENY BATTLE! / HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES! / Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE / VADER AND ME! / Cute Furry Kittens / TRON: Legacy *LEAKED FOOTAGE* / MY NEW HOT GIRLFRIEND / Best of 2010 Remix
HOW TO HIDE A B0NER IN PUBLIC! / Paranormal Easy Bake Oven! / *NEW* Smosh Reality TV Show! / I'M NAKED! / HOT ROBOT SLAVE / JUSTIN BIEBER HITS PUBERTY (Never Say Never 2) / If Kids Shows Were Real / AMAZING NEW DRINK! / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3 / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3.5 / WORST TWIST ENDINGS EVER! / I KILLED THE TOOTH FAIRY! / MEETING MY IDENTICAL TWIN! / 3D is AWESOME! / I'M A PIRATE (True Story 3) / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! / OUR VIDEO IDEAS STOLEN! / Runbrella (No. 1 MOTHER'S DAY GIFT!) / If Superheroes Were Real / DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! / REJECTED VIDEOS! / HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND! / MY MAGICAL TAPEWORM! / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2! / MY BATHROOM SECRET / If The Internet Was Real / I'M NOT RACIST!!! / The Harry Potter Pill / MY GRANDPA'S DIRTY SECRET / If Movies Were Real 2 / First Person Shooters Suck! / Best Toy Ever! / Makeup For Men / Star Fox TV Show! / HOW TO COVER UP A MURDER / Food Battle 2011 / The Internet For Dummies / THE DITTO - Movie Trailer / XTREME SLEEPOVER! / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 3! / THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS / TEENS IN THE WILD! / REAL VOODOO DOLL! / The Legend of Zelda Rap / The Pokemon Master! / Motion Gaming Sucks! / I'M POSSESSED! / Meat in Your Mouth / If Holidays Were Real / Best of 2011 Remix!
SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME! / HOW TO BE A COP! / REAL DEATH NOTE! / MIME FAIL! / Parents Suck! / I WAS BRAINWASHED! / REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES! / HITCHHIKING DISASTER! / Attention: Facebook Users / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 4! / I LOST MY HAIR! / HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE! / N1PPLES ON YOUTUBE! / Smosh On The News! / GUYS' GUIDE TO HUGGING GUYS / If Video Games Were Real 2 / STUCK IN A TOILET! / MANSPIDER! / Magic Keyboard! / 7YR OLD DOES TWILIGHT! / I SUCK AT DRAWING SOMETHING! / HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! / SMOSH FOUND DEAD / REJECTED MARIO GAMES / 15 HOUR ENERGY! / My Mail Order Bride! / PEN15 CLUB / MY NEW EMO HAIR! / 5,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS! / OISHI WILL KICK YOUR ASS! / LIFE HACKING! / AWESOME NEW ROBOT! / Stupid Movie Sequels / WORST ID PHOTO EVER! / Taken 3 - TRAILER / IPhone 5 REVEALED / FOOD BATTLE 2012 ANNOUNCEMENT! / THAT'S HOT! / DRINK YOUR P!SS / BIGGEST ZIT EVER! / PHOTOSHOP PLASTIC SURGERY / BADASS NEW POWER RANGERS / GAMER GETS TROLL'D! / Food Battle 2012 / Teleporting Fat Guy is BACK! / Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song / Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child / Wii U Sports is Awesome! / My Pet Pikachu / DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK! / GIRLFRIENDS IN THE WILD / If TV Shows Were Real / A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 1) / A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 2) / Best of 2012 REMIX
Disney Star Wars / My Bobblehead is Evil! / Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views! / We're in Super Mario! / That Damn Movie! / Driver's Ed Crap Rap! / Most Violent Game Ever!? / My Stupid Dying Grandpa! / Sexting Gone Wrong! / Life Better-ers! / Banned Airplane Safety Video / Zelda in Real Life! / Worst Online Date Ever / Gas Buster! / If Movies Were Real 3 / Google Glass Sucks! / Sleeping Pill Disaster / Worst Proposals Ever / Amazing New Workout / Good Vs Surprisingly Good / Dixon Cider / We're Stuck Together!!! / What Guys Are Really Thinking / Stop Copying Me! / My Friend's Hot Sister / Japanese Titanic / We Need Friends / Magic Wipes / I Broke My Foot! / The Rarest Pokemon Card! / We Rule High School / I Have Kirby Powers! / Retarded Cats: The Movie / I Have a Secret Son / How to Survive a Burglary / So Many Hickeys! / Our Generation is F*cked: The Movie / Scribblenauts in Real Life / My Twerking Addiction / New Pokemon Crossovers! / Stop Miley / Assassin's Creed 4 Rock Anthem / 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) / Food Battle 2013 / Loki Interview Prank / We Found a Dead Guy! / Longest Staring Contest Ever / My Mutant Rash! / Smosh Vs Zombies / The End of Christmas (Part 1) / The End of Christmas (Part 2) / Best of 2013 Remix
Horny Cellmate / Molester Moon / Guy's Guide to Being Manly / Movies Vs Reality / Pimps of Prom / Jurassic Pokemon / Hide and Seek / Taylor Swift Dumped Me / Flappy Bird Ruined My Life / Creepy Weird Nudist / Pokemon in Real Life 5! / A Real Ouija Board? / Emma Watson Surprise Prank / If Video Games Were Real 3 / How to Be a YouTube Commenter / The Adventure Time Adventure / Movie Reboots Suck / Real Mario Lava Floor! / The Real Party Song / 19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) / Real Watch Dogs Hacks! / We're Stuck in Slow Motion / Addicted to Selfies / If Apps Were Real / Name Rap or Die / I Can Hear Your Thoughts / Anime Voice Swap / My Bathroom Disaster / My Morning Routine / The Rock Interview Prank / Real Minecraft Vacation / Disney's Star Wars Blind Date / If Bieber Wrote His Songs / If TV Shows Were Real 2 / Autocorrect Fail / iPhone 6 Revealed / Movies on Drugs / Conjoined Challenge / F**k Spoilers! / Your Dumb. I'm Dumber / This Video is Offensive / Backwards Challenge / Guns Suck / The New Slenderman / 6 Ways to Get a Girl / 9 Most Horrible Bosses / Ultimate Fan Suprise Prank / Food Battle 2014 / Top 10 Video Game Dances / Magic iPod / Just Like Link / Christmas Apocalypse (Part 1) / Christmas Apocalypse (Part 2)