WTF! I'm Old
WTF! I'm Old!


June 25, 2010

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Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla, Cheryl Hecox, Old Ian, Security Guard, Male Friend, Female Friend, Doctor

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"WTF! I'm Old!" is a Smosh video, uploaded on June 25, 2010.


Ian and Anthony are in the line for a bar when Ian tells Anthony there are going to be hot girls in the bar, so they have to give them drinks so they will kiss them. Anthony asks if Ian believes everything he sees on Jersey Shore. Before Ian can answer, the security guard calls them up; he lets Anthony in, but refuses to let Ian in because he looks too young. The security guard smacks Ian with a banana and kicks him and Anthony out.

Later that day, Anthony decides to give Ian an experimental potion that will make him look older. However, Ian immediately drinks the whole bottle (with Anthony warning him too late), making him feel an extreme pain that "feels like a midget's inside [him] punching [his] uterus". Then Ian runs to his bedroom and decides to sleep it off, but not before kissing his Pikachu pillow.

The next morning, Ian wakes up and looks into the mirror to see he has become an old man (portrayed by Tom Hart). To his delight, he starts using the advantages of being old including pubic hair, brushing teeth, going on the toilet and taking a bath. He walks downstairs and tells his mom that he's going to a bar. Ian's mom was about to refuse him, but Cheryl mistakes Ian for a child "molester" and chases him with a kitchen knife.

Later that evening, Ian and Anthony go back to the bar to try and get in. The guard let's Anthony in again, but finds something familiar about Old Ian. Ian refreshes his memory by hitting him with a banana like the guard did to him earlier. Ian and Anthony walk into the club to find it almost empty with the only person inside is a drunk guy who is passed out. Ian is disappointed because it is nothing like Jersey Shore. Anthony tells Ian that ladies are coming, but they find out it is Cheryl and two other friends, who also think that Ian's old form is a molester. Cheryl tells them to kick his butt, the male friend tells them to break his legs, and the female friend tells them to reach [their] hands down his throat and pull out his intestines and wrap them around his neck and strangle him (which Ian and Anthony are confused, disgusted, and horrified by), complete with an evil laugh. Ian's mom and her male friend stare at her in disbelief for a few seconds before Cheryl says for them to just kick his butt and the female friend reluctantly accepts. Scared, Anthony runs off as Ian is about to be beaten.

The next day, Ian (who is now back to his normal self {possibly due to the old side effects wearing off}) is wearing bandages on his face with a doctor telling him that the beating has left his face severely deformed. The doctor warns that he will throw up when he first sees his face (the doctor sure did) and removes the bandages. Almost throwing up, the doctor apologizes to Ian, telling him this is something he has to live with. However, when Ian looks in the mirror, he looks just like himself; despite this, he is horrified and says he looks disgusting. Then the doctor says there is a package for Ian in the office. The security guard comes out of the package and hits Ian's head with the banana so hard that his head falls off. The guard says, "Payback, bitch!". Suddenly, Ian outsmarts the guard, revealing his real head. He shouts, "Ha! I was wearing a fake head the whole time!", then pauses and adds, "Bitch!".


WTF! I'm Old!/Script

Shut Up! Opening

(Club music) SHUT UP!

Subscription Ending

And thanks for that subscribing thing that some of you guys do. It's nice... and it makes me love you.

Trivia / Goofs

  • This episode is a parody of Big.
    • As well, both the film and episode have a similar plot, in which the main character wants to become older so he can be allowed into a place that has age restrictions where they eventually find love. Another reference to the film is that Cheryl doesn't recognize him because of his appearance affected by age.
  • The music playing when Ian and Anthony walk into the club is "This the Main Event" by Andrea Coclough.
  • Anthony is allowed to enter the bar in the first place, but then the security guard kicks him out right after refusing Ian to come in. This may or may not have been intentional.
  • The man that was in line (in front of Ian and Anthony the first time they tried to enter the bar) was David "Lasercorn" Moss, a member of Smosh Games. He is also shown passed out on the bar table when Anthony and Old Ian enter the bar.


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