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Song

Vader is a friend of mine!

(Vader is my friend)

Vader is a friend of mine!

(I have a friend named Vader)

Vader is a friend of mine!

(Vader is my friend)

Vader is a friend of mine!

He taught me how to kill, And do it easily,

He taught me I could do it when people laughed at me!

I've had friends before, They've all been such a bore,

He showed me how to dance just like a whore!

Vader is a friend of mine!

(Vader is my friend)

Vader is a friend of mine!

(I have a friend named Vader)

Vader is a friend of mine!

(Vader is my friend)

Vader is a friend of mine!

He taught me how to torture 'Til people had no soul

He stabbed a guy with a lightsaber and left a little hole!

They may say he's evil But I say that's a lie,

Trust me, he's a super-cool guy!

(instrumental interlude)

Vader is a friend of mine! Vader is a friend of mine!

Once, I tried to run

I tried to run away, But he cut my Achilles tendon with his little blade!

He is like a shark!

But he walks on the land

He'll try to kill you any way he can!

Vader is a friend of mine!

(Vader is a friend of mine!)

Vader is a friend of mine!

He will kill my family

If I do something wrong

He chokes me with his Force powers when I write silly songs!

This song is silly, So now I'm going to die, He put a bomb right in my underwear!

Bye!

After Song

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