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Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song
Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song
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Released:

October 26, 2012 (Smosh)
October 28, 2012 (El Smosh)
October 18, 2013 (El Smosh) (Spanish Lyrics)

Views (Approximate):

85,500,000+

Season:

2012

Episode:

42

Character Featured:

Connor Kenway, George Washington, Continental Army soldiers, Benjamin Franklin, colonists and Founding Fathers, Red Coats

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ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG is a Smosh video uploaded on October 26, 2012.

Synopsis

Ian and Anthony sing a song about Assassin's Creed III that features various people.

Lyrics

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

Freedom fighting machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face man.
I'm a very skilled assassin killing dudes in ones and twos;
Blood flowing like a river, need a box of tissues

When I'm hunting, I be stunting, you can never find me.
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry.
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss.
What you looking at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

Tomahawk, Tomahawk
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk Tomahawk, To-To-Tomahawk

From Boston to NY, always up to no good.
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood.
Walking through the crowds touching you on the back.
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack.

Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man;
Use your mama as a meat shield every time that I can;
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat.
What? A man's gotta eat.

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

Tomahawk, Tomahawk. To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, To-To-Tomahawk

Up first in the verse, feel the clack of wooden teeth.
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat.
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers. I don't wear briefs!

You can't step up to me and my gang.
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb.
Riding over your clique like the Delaware, son.
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done.

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way.
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow.
Tomahawk chop is my death blow.

Tomahawk, Tomahawk
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk
Tomahawk, Tomahawk
Tomahawk, To-To-Tomahawk

Killa Remix

This remix of the song features Petey Wunder and is featured on their CD "Sweet Sound of Smosh" (2013).

Gallery

ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG/Gallery

Trivia

  • This video was made to celebrate the release of Assassin's Creed III.
  • The video was nominated for "Best Entertainment Short Form" at the 2013 Webby Awards.
  • This is George Washington's second appearance since "Washington's First Video Blog."
  • There is a reference to Gangnam Style when George Washington is doing the invisible horse-riding dance at 2:50, although he is trying to imitate driving a cart.
  • When Anthony says "mofo" in the chorus, he is referring to the British Army as "motherf***ers."
  • It is impossible for Anthony to kill the deer with one arrow, cook it, and put BBQ sauce on the deer meat that quickly.
  • In this video, the "F" word and the "S" word are both visually censored by the blade from the axe in the Assassin's Creed games.
  • At 0:46, there seems to be a Wilhelm scream coming from the solider.
  • The only Spanish in the El Smosh version was the line: What? A man's gotta eat. The rest of the song remains in English, but with Spanish subtitles.
  • The guy who looks like Benjamin Franklin is wearing a wrist watch even though they weren't invented until the early 1900s and the song takes places in the 1770s making the music video not 100% accurate.
  • The British soldiers are armed with what seems to be Sharps breechloading rifles which were not produced until the late 1840s, making this another inaccuracy.
  • This the first subscription ending to have part of the song in it.
  • The severed arm prop that was "chopped off" was the same used in "LIFE HACKING!" and has been used by Smosh since "Handshake" in 2007.
  • At 3:27, the British Soldier that gets kicked by George Washington is on his knee praying.
  • At 3:18, you can see that the same British Soldier has blood in on his face, even before he was kicked by Ian.
  • The way the video starts is similar to the Animus activating in Assassin's Creed.
  • This is perhaps one of Smosh's most violent videos, as Connor Kenway (played by Anthony) and George Washington (played by Ian) were both seen frequently killing people in rather graphic and bloody fashions.
  • Connor became a cameo on "Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views!" while he was cutting Barbershop Pole. Also the audio of Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 song plays.
  • This is the most viewed video of Season 2012, getting more then 80 million viewers. Also, this is the second most watched video of Smosh. 
  • This video became very popular due to the lyrics, as the fan's favorite word from the video is "Tomahawk Chop is My Death Blow."

Shut Up! Opening

"Look at that guy's hood! It's so big! SHUT UP!"
—{{{2}}}

Subscription Ending

"Subscribe now and get an imaginary tomahawk! And if you don't subscribe, then you're just gonna have to imagine something else, like a big, thick dictionary!

Tomahawk, Tomahawk
To-To-Tomahawk, Tomahawk''"

—{{{2}}}

Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PWq22E9CQ

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