Teleporting Fat Guy


June 28, 2008

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Teleporting Fat Guy is a Smosh video uploaded on June 28, 2008.

Brief Synopsis: A music video about the magnificence of the Teleporting Fat Guy.


Ian and Anthony are waiting at a bus stop, and the bus is ten minutes late. A fat guy then appears behind them, but when Ian and Anthony turn around, he disappears. A few seconds later, he appears again and takes Anthony's water. Anthony asks, "What do you think you are?" The guy then starts singing a song about how he is the Teleporting Fat Guy. During his song, Ian and Anthony go to a different bus stop, but the Teleporting Fat guy teleports to them and sings, "Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool moustache!".


Well, I'm the...

Teleporting, Teleporting, Teleporting Fat Guy!

Teleporting, Teleporting, Teleporting Fat Guy!

I came back from time, I got my power glove!

Burt Reynolds stole it from me, got it back!

Teleporting Fat Guy! He's teleporting, and he's so damn fat!

Yeah I am!

Teleporting Fat Guy!

Teleporting, Teleporting, Teleporting Fat Guy!

Teleporting, Teleporting, Teleporting Fat Guy!

Punched Burt Reynolds right in the face! Made him look like such a disgrace!

Cause I'm the Teleporting!

Teleporting Fat Guy!

Punch him in the Fat Guy! From outer space! Teleporting Fat Guy!

Teleporting Fat Guy.....

Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool moustache!


Shut Up! Opening

"*random noises* SHUT UP!"


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