is the sixteenth cartoon to air on Shut Up! Cartoons. The first episode came out on November 20, 2012 and ended on January 22, 2013. Sub:3 replaced Politicats.


Join Smosh hero Sub:3 in his speedy pursuit of delivering Pizzas in under three matter what. Tune in for a new episode every Tuesday on Shut Up! Cartoons!


Sub 3

Sub 3 is the main character of the series. He works at Pie Slice 9 where he delivers pies. Almost every episode, Sub 3 thinks he see/hears his father. He has thought it has been a customer, a dog, a woman, a bird, an airplane, a sumowrestler, an avalanche, and an alien.


Obermeyer is Sub 3's boss. He answers the phone when someone calls to ask for a delivery. He tells Sub 3 where to take the pies.


Ripple is Sub 3's friend who can magically transport into convenient times.


Josie is Sub 3's ex-girlfriend.


Sub 3 is one of the most hated shows on Shut Up Cartoons mainly due its poor voice acting and dubbing as well as the redundancy at times, such as the overuse of the words "piping hot pies" and Sub 3 contstantly saying that he has to deliver in 3 minutes or less. It is also is the least watched shows with only 20,000-30,000 views per week. Ironically, the series has been improving with the like-dislike ratio favoring likes for the same reason the dislikes were high, pointing out that it was almost a parody of Speed Racer.


After every saying, Ian says, "SHUT UP!" followed by Sub 3 saying "Cartoons".

  1. Bad Weather, Good Pizza: "Hey, wait a minute! This pizza is all wet."
  2. Baby What a Delivery: "Sub 3, you can not deliver your wife's baby in the crosswalk."
  3. Hot Dough: "I say go to airport or I shoot you."
  4. Earthquake: "Sub 3, Sub 3, piping hot pies!"
  5. Hold the Love: "Pies rule over the womans! Hahahaha!"
  6. Beat the Eggs: "No way, man! No way!"
  7. Pizza Girrrrrrllls: "Huh? Ripple! Is that chocolate on your face?"
  8. Cyburger Cyborg: "Your pizza will be delivered in under two minutes."
  9. Avalanche: "I deliver many pi-"
  10. Aliens Attack: "Many, many, many, many, many-"

List of Episodes

# Name Writer(s) Released Length
1 Bad Weather, Good Pizza Prudence Fenton November 20, 2012 2:46
2 Baby What a Delivery Prudence Fenton November 27, 2012 2:49
3 Hot Dough Prudence Fenton December 4, 2012 2:30
4 Earthquake Prudence Fenton December 11, 2012 3:05
5 Hold the Love Prudence Fenton December 18, 2012 2:51
6 Beat the Eggs Prudence Fenton December 26 , 2012 2:55
7 Pizza Girrrrrrllls Prudence Fenton January 1, 2013 3:10
8 Cyburger Cyborg Prudence Fenton January 8, 2013 3:33
9 Avalanche Prudence Fenton January 15, 2013 3:01
10 Aliens Attack Prudence Fenton January 22, 2013 3:28

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