Narrator: After over a decade of not having a successful game since Star Fox 64; Fox, Falco, Peppy, and Slippy are dirt poor. Now they're all gonna live under one roof and compete for the chance to star in an all new video game. This is Star Fox 64 Lylat Shore.
Scene 1: Everything's A-OK
(The gang enter the house)
Fox: All aircraft report.
Falco: For the last time Fox, we're not in space anymore.
Fox: I, I know that.
Falco: (talks to the viewers) Fox still acts like he's our commander and is f***ing annoying. We get it dude, you used to have a spaceship. That s**t's dead bro.
(The gang entered the living room)
Slippy: (runs to the drinks) Wow, party time! Cool! (Drinks the beer in the bottle and then falls down from the chair) Oh man!
Fox: (talks to the viewers) After the Star Fox games went downhill, Slippy wasn't the same.
(Slippy was out of control and couldn't be handled by the gang)
Slippy: (talks to the viewers) F**k those haters! (Drinks the beer in the bottle) I just like having a good time. (felt dizzy and burps)
Scene 2: Slippy, Get Back Here!
Fox (talks to the viewers) Sometimes I think I'm the only one who isn't messed up from the Star Fox years.
Falco: (talks to the viewers) Fox acts like he's all cool and stuf but, I know he's still pissed at Wolf for stealing his girlfriend
In the flashback.(Still Scene 2)
Fox: I love you Snooki.
(Wolf comes in)
Wolf: Can't let you date Snooki, Star Fox. (takes Snooki) Hahahaha!
Fox: (bends on his knees) SNOOKIIIIII!
Back to the present (Still Scene 2)
(Fox, Falco, and Slippy are playing poker)
Fox: Falco, you suck at poker.
Falco: Shut up! Something's wrong with the G-Diffuser!
(Peppy comes in with Snooki)
Flaco: What the heck?
Peppy: Looks like I'll be parking my ship in your docking bay tonight!
(Peppy and Snooki laugh)
Falco: Jeez Laweez!
Peppy: (talks to the viewers) What can I say, she's easy. Hell, she's been with everyone.
In different flashbacks (still scene 2)
(Peppy has sex with Snooki)
ROB 64: Peppy's ship is in the docking bay.
(Slippy has sex with Snooki)
Slippy: Things are starting to heat up!
ROB 64: Slippy's ship is in the docking bay.
(Falco sits on the bed with Snooki)
ROB 64: Maintenance complete on Falco's ship.
Snooki: I love you!
(Falco pushes Snooki off of the bed)
Back to the present (still scene 2)
Fox: (stands up) What the hell is that hooker doing here?!
Falco: (stands up and pushes to Peppy) You have to go, now!
Peppy: I ain't going anywhere.
Fox: F**k you Peppy! (throws the can at Falco)
Falco: Ow! (turns around) Hey Einstein, I'm on your side.
Peppy: What, you want a piece of this ****? Come on, p***y!
(Fox breaks up the fight between Falco and Peppy, but Peppy uses Snooki as a shield and Fox punches her)
Snooki: Aaaaaah! (gets punched)
(Falco tries to break up the fight between Fox and Peppy, but Slippy comes running towards the wall and breaks a portrait)
Peppy: (talks to the viewers) The f**k was that?
Fox: Slippy, is everything okay? (gives Slippy an ice pack)
Slippy: Thanks Fox. (rubs his head with the ice pack) I thought they had me.
Fox: (talks to the viewers) Slippy's definitely getting voted off tonight.
Scene 3: It's Quiet, Too Quiet...
Producer: I'm sorry to say, but due to abysmal ratings, the show is being cut down to one episode. So we're gonna pick a winner, right now. (opens the envelope) And, the winner, iiiiiiiiis,
(The scene gets suspenseful until Falco interrupted) Falco: Would you just say the god damn winner?!
producer: The winner is Fox.
Falco: (talks to the viewers) I guess I should be thankful; I don't have to be on this stupid show anymore.
Scene 4: Z Or R Twice
Fox: I win! Haha.
(Falco and Peppy left)
Peppy: Dag nabbit!
(Slippy got hit by the door and fell down)
Producer: Congratulations Fox, you've won the grand prize and will star in a new game that will eclipse your amazing performance in Star Fox 64.
Fox: Well, what's my new game called?!
Producer: Star Fox 64 3D.
Fox: BUT THAT'S THE SAME F**KING GAME!
Producer: Well, your other games kinda suck. So, we had no choice.
(Fox sighs in disappointment and sees Wolf opening the door which the producer backs away)
Wolf: I can't let you win this show StarFox. Now prepare to die. (runs towards Fox)
(Fox gets nervous until Peppy opens the door)
Peppy: Quick Fox, do a barrel roll.
Peppy: Do a barrel roll.
Fox: Why would I...
Peppy: Do a f**king barrel roll!
Fox: Okay. (Tries to a barrel roll by himself, but fails and falls on the ground getting beaten up by Wolf)
Scene 5: Daddy Screamed Real Good Before He Died
(nothng happens at that scene)