|Smosh Short 2: Stranded|
August 23, 2006 (Smosh)
Smosh Short 2: Stranded is an award winning Smosh video uploaded on August 23, 2006.
Brief Synopsis: A man (Anthony) finds himself on a deserted island with two of his friends, and they have to survive with the little food they have.
"I found myself on a deserted island with my two friends Robbie and Jamal. I knew we had to find a way to survive."
"Thanks to this waterproof notebook I keep in my pocket, I will be keeping a journal of the events I must overcome on this island."
"My two friends are retrieving firewood to make a single fire. I stay to watch for rescue."
"I found an apple in the sand, but it only lasted us a day. We knew it was time to choose which of us we would eat first. Robbie and I chose Jamal, but he called us racists and threatened to eat himself. We told Jamal that wasn't physically possible."
"We were wrong. Jamal ate himself."
"I was really hungry so I decided to kill Robbie. I bet him $20 that I could hold my breath longer than him. Little did he know, I was cheating and breathed through my nose. He died."
"There was nothing left of Robbie, I had to resort to eating my feces."
"There's no chance of survival. There's nothing left to hold on to. I've lost all hope."
As the man lies on the ground in despair, the camera pans out to reveal that he is not on a deserted island, but in an open space on a crowded beach. Ian and Anthony are drinking soda and Anthony asks if they should help him. Ian is reluctant to do so, as he considers it fun to watch as he and Anthony continue to drink their sodas while still watching the man.
The camera goes back to the man, and the words "CRACK IS WHACK.... BITCH" appear.
- This video won the 2006 YouTube Award for Best Comedy. It was Smosh's first ever nominated and won award.
- Ian's soda can is empty.
Shut Up! Opening
- "'Seagulls Sounds. SHUT UP!"