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Sex Turban
Sex Turban

Released:

March 27, 2015 (Smosh)
March 29, 2015 (El Smosh)

Video Length:

3:44

Views (Approximate):

3,070,000+

Season:

2015

Episode:

13

Characters Featured:

Ian, Anthony, Girls, Anthony's great aunt

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Sex Turban is a Smosh music video uploaded on March 27, 2015.

Plot

Anthony was about to ask Ian if he's ready for their night out when he suddenly sees Ian wearing a golden turban. Ian explains that it's his new "Sex Turban", which he explains (in song) that it's a turban that brought him so many ladies.

However, Anthony later learns that if he takes off the sex turban, he'll die. He tells Ian that he's not showing up to his great aunt's funeral tomorrow wearing it, but Ian says that he'll just have to die then, causing Anthony to scream.

The next day, Anthony shows up at his great aunt's funeral, still wearing a turban with ladies worshipping him. However, his great aunt suddenly comes back to life groping Anthony while the other funeral goers run away. Ian then explains that the sex turban also raises the dead. Anthony questions his great aunt touching him.

Lyrics

I bought this turban at a garage sale,
and ever since then I've been an alpha male
There's just something ladies love
about a big, sexy turban
Someone better hose me down
'cuz I'm so hot, I'm burnin'

Sex Turban,
It's a magical sexual hat
Sex Turban
I wouldn't be caught dead in that
Sex Turban
You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya
Sex Turban
Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?

Not everybody knows
just how I get my hoes
Whoa! Sexist!
Not everybody knows
how to respectfully pursue a woman
That's better.
If you wanna get a lady in your bed
put a sex turban on your head

Sex Turban,
It's a turban made of sex
Sex Turban
My ancestors were oppressed!
Sex Turban
No girl has ever touched me there
Sex Turban
Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?

At first I didn't think
the turban magic was real
and now I'm covered in ladies
trying to cop a feel
It was cool at first
but now I'm feeling harassed
so now I'm gonna tak it off
so they stop groping my ass!

Sex Turban,
It's a sex hat made of cloth
Sex Turban
You can never take it off!
Wait! What?
Death Turban                                                                                                                                                 DEATH Turban?


If you take it off you'll die
Dude, what the f**k!?
Death Turban
Just keep it on, don't ask why

Trivia

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Shut Up! Opening

Cultural appropriation is super serious.SHUT UP!


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