Sergeant Faraday is a police officer of the Grammar Police, who appeared in Grammar Police in 2009 and in HOW TO BE A COP! in 2012. He joined the Grammar Police because many people he knew used to call him "Grammar Nazi" and so he could make some money. In "Grammar Police" he was sent to a "Domestic Grammar Despute" where he ended up tazing a couple who were fighting over the correct it's/its. In HOW TO BE A COP! he's a meter maid. It is possible that he's also appeared in TEENS IN THE WILD, GUYS GUIDE TO BEING MANLY and THE REAL PARTY SONG. He is portrayed by Anthony Padilla.
- His gun belt is full of pens, pencils and Sharpies.