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Peter Peter was a recurring character in Smosh sketches. He has a soft voice and a simple mind. According to himself, his parents were crack addicts. He was portrayed by Brian Rife.

Appearances

"China Stole Our Ideas!"

Peter makes his first appearance when he randomly appears behind Ian and Anthony spying on what they think is a Chinese thief. Peter tells them that he thinks the man is Latino before he introduces himself as Peter and holds his out, hoping Ian or Anthony would shake it. When either of them don't shake his hand and just stare at him awkwardly, he yelps 'Fine!' and walks away.

Peter's voice is later heard after Ian gives the speech about ideas coming from the heart. Peter was filming a video with a tapeworm coming out of his butt, and holding Ian and Anthony's idea box. Anthony tells Ian he knows what to do, and whispers in Peter's ear. Peter agrees to Anthony's idea and runs into the street. While Anthony films Peter's new video, Peter gets run over by a car, resulting in his death.

"IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL"

Peter appears as a fictionalized MySpace founder Tom Anderson in the MySpace segment where he is sitting in the chatroom alone next to a whiteboard with a large number of abandoned chairs. He asks "Is anybody still here?". In deleted scenes, he also contemplates asking someone to kill him and says "F*ck you, Zuckerberg!"

"THE DITTO - Movie Trailer"

Peter appears as one of the scientists in Antarctica in this parody of "The Thing" trailer, though his name is not mentioned in this video. After Ditto kills Ian and assumes his appearance, Peter warns Anthony and the other scientists that "This thing (Ditto) copies its prey" and that "it could be any of [them]", saying while pointing a gun at each of the scientists "It could be you, or you, or you (while pointing at Ditto as Ian), or me" where he then puts the gun to his head and says "I hope it's not me." Later he is seen talking with Anthony about how there's something different about Ian, but Anthony verifies Ian's identity by asking him who his favorite Pokemon is. Ian responds by saying, "Ditto." which is coincidentally the only thing Ditto is capable of saying. His final appearance in the video is when he goes to fight Ditto armed with a bat that happens to be Ditto in disguise, so Ditto (as the bat) repetitively strikes Peter on the head (looking like he is hitting himself), while Anthony and the girl scientist watch while eating popcorn.

"REAL DEATH NOTE!"

During this video, Peter is now one of Anthony and Ian's friends. While Ian is telling Peter and Anthony about the Death Note, Peter asks if the victims suffocate themselves. Ian confirms it, but Peter still isn't satisfied, so he tells Ian to prove it by writing his name in the Death Note. Ian asks his last name, and Peter responds "Peter." Both Ian and Anthony stare at Peter, confused. Ian asks for his last name again, with more emphasis on the word "last". Once again, Peter responds "Peter", a little loudly. At first, this confuses Ian and Anthony even more, but when Anthony asks him if his full name is Peter Peter, Peter confirms that his full name is indeed Peter Peter because his parents were crack addicts. Ian and Anthony exchanged glances and let out a loud moan, which meant that it made sense. Five seconds after Ian writes Peter's name, nothing seems to happen. Peter starts to complain, saying "I knew you guys were full of sh-" before he starts choking. Ian freaks out, realizing there's nothing he can do to stop it, and Peter dies.

"I LOST MY HAIR!"

Peter was casually walking in the house when he was suddenly shot by Anthony, who was shooting random things to cheer himself up.

"HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!"

After hearing that Ian and Anthony broke up as best friends, Peter asks Ian if he can be his best friend. He says he grew a beard, just like Ian. However, Ian tells him to "f**k off" and shoots Peter in his fallopian tube.

"MY DEAD FRIEND"

Peter is credited for being the director of the documentary, He's Dead. Now What? A Descent Into Anthony's Body.

Quotes

  • "I think he might be Latino"
  • "Hi, my name's Peter"
  • "Great idea!"
  • "You mean, they suffocate themselves?"
  • "Why don't you prove it? Write my name in there!"
  • Ian: "What's your last name?" Peter: "Peter!"
  • Ian: "No, your last name." Peter: "Peter!"
  • Anthony: "So, your full name is Peter Peter?" Peter: "My parents were crack addicts."
  • "I knew you guys were full of sh--" *choking* "MAKE IT STOP!"
  • "Does this mean I can be your BFF now? Look! I even grew a beard just like you!"
  • Ian: "FU*K OFF, PETER!" *shoots Peter* "Ow! My fallopian tube..."

Trivia

  • Peter has died in every episode where his name is mentioned.
  • In HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE!, Peter was shot in his fallopian tube, which only females have.
  • His actor, Brian Rife, portrayed Pikachu in POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!, however, Pikachu is portrayed by Patrick Egan in all subsequent installments of the Pokemon In Real Life series.
  • It is revealed in the video "REAL DEATH NOTE!", that Peter's first and last name are both Peter because his parents were crack addicts.

Gallery

Characters
Current Smosh Family members Anthony Padilla - Ian Hecox - Keith Leak Jr. - Olivia Sui - Noah Grossman - Courtney Miller - Shayne Topp - Damien Haas - Kimmy Jimenez - Jacklyn Uweh - Spencer Agnew - Tommy Bowe - Amanda Lehan-Canto - Chanse McCrary - Angela Giarratana - Arasha Lalani - Trevor Evarts
Former Smosh Family members David Moss - Matthew Sohinki - Amra Ricketts - Ericka Bozeman - Joshua Ovenshire - Wesley Johnson - Mari Takahashi - Ify Nwadiwe - Sarah Whittle - Ryan Todd - Saige Ryan - Jacklyn Uweh - Matt Fox
Secondary Characters

Ian's Mom - Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig - Antoinette Padilla - Boxman - Teleporting Fat Guy - Benny Jean - Sergeant Anous - Old Man Grandpa - Billy Hamburger - Peter Peter - Cletus - Food Battle News Reporter - Mario - Link - Manspider - Seymour Tantz - Stevie - George Zazz - Ash Ketchum - Old man - Metrosexual Hipster - Pokemon - Justin Bieber - Bob Roberts - Courtney Freaking Miller - Brianna Boho - The Chosen - Dumpster Wizard - Sarah Christ

Main Antagonists The Gangstas - Kim Jong-il - That Damn Neighbor - Burt Reynolds - Happy Cow - Siri - Landlord - Barbershop Pole - CPS Guy - Hugh Jasshol - Jordan Schwarz
Minor Characters Stephen - Mr. Pondo - Anthony's Mother - Sadie Padilla - Lou Ferrigno - Adrian Hecox-Hendrix - Darth Vader - Stevechen - Dr. Drew Peacock - Guy Who Explains Every Joke - Old Man Blumpkin - Melanie Moat - Kalel Cullen - Mr. Pondo - Phuong - Pierre - Robbie the Magical Tapeworm - Mr. Mime - Brent Hamburger - The Geniuses - Genius Leader - Brody - Augustus - Mr. Grub - Aunt Carolyn - REDACTED
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