(Ian wakes up Anthony)
Ian: Okay, the craziest thing just happened to me.
Ian: So I was just walking down the street; you know, minding my own business. And then this guy jumps out in front of me. The guy says he belongs in some secret club that protects...
guy (flashback): ...the balance of the universe.
Ian (present): A club that fights...
guy (flashback):...evil, poverty, and all the unfairness in the world.
Ian (present): He said they keep their club to only fifteen members. And guess what, they chose me.
guy (flashback): Wear this at all times to prove your allegiance to the club.
(Ian takes the shirt)
Ian (flashback): Sweet.
Ian (present): The name of the club is called the (gets closer to Anthony) People Eliminating Nefariousness fifteen.
Ian: That's right, they're the PEN15 Club.
guy (flashback): First (opens the chest), you must wear this to prove you allegiance to the club.
(Ian pulls out a shirt)
Ian (flashback): No thanks. (Leaves)
(The guy is seen with a "Forever Alone" face)
(Ian shows the shirt which everyone laughed and realized what the shirt said)