Introduction[]
(Ian wakes up Anthony)
IAN
Okay, the craziest thing just happened to me.
ANTHONY
What?
IAN
So I was just walking down the street; you know, minding my own business. And then this guy jumps out in front of me. The guy says he belongs in some secret club that protects...
MALE (flashback)
...the balance of the universe.
IAN (present)
A club that fights...
guy (flashback):...evil, poverty, and all the unfairness in the world.
Ian (present): He said they keep their club to only fifteen members. And guess what, they chose me.
guy (flashback): Wear this at all times to prove your allegiance to the club.
(Ian takes the shirt)
Ian (flashback): Sweet.
Ian (present): The name of the club is called the (gets closer to Anthony) People Eliminating Nefariousness fifteen.
Anthony: What?
Ian: That's right, they're the PEN15 Club.
Alternate Ending[]
MALE (flashback)
First,
(opens the chest)
you must wear this to prove you allegiance to the club.
(Ian pulls out a shirt)
Ian (flashback)
No thanks. (leaves)
(The MALE is seen with a "Forever Alone" face)
Ending[]
(Ian shows the shirt which everyone laughed and realized what the shirt said)
Ian: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-