Otto Closet


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Otto Closet is a character in the Smosh series. He usually appears in board room episode.

Selling Out!?

In a board room, two agents, Otto Closet and April greet Anthony as he enters.They were going to tell him that Butterfinger contacted them when Ian comes in wearing a very small shirt. Ian sits down and they continue. The agents tell them that Butterfinger contacted them and told them that they want Ian and Anthony to make a video advertising their new product, Butterfinger Snackerz, Otto asks them for ideas. Anthony suggests that the video starts with him and Ian sitting at a park, where Anthony asks Ian to try the new snack. Otto likes it and April says that it's almost perfect. Otto tells them that Butterfinger wants them to add a sommelier. The new video now has a sommelier giving the candy to Ian and Anthony and describes the taste in a poetic style. April also suggests that they need the video to appeal to men. The video now has Ian surrounded by hot girls. However, Anthony tells them that it's just not "them". Otto says that it's fine but Anthony remarks that it isn't funny so Otto suggests that they include a clown. Ian says that clowns are scary but Otto says that everybody loves clowns, only for April to aggre with Ian, which causes Otto to yell, "I say there's clowns, SO THERE'S GOING TO BE CLOWNS!" The new video is just like before, but a clown now appears next to Anthony. Ian asks, "Wait, isn't this supposed to be OUR video?" only for Otto to say "Shut up!" and adds that the clown has a kazoo.The sommelier gives more poetic descriptions of the snacks taste when April suggests that Anthony needs hot girls too. Otto says that they need to show that they're eco-friendly, so a tree appears next to the duo. April says that Anthony dosen't look edgy enough (which turns Anthony into an emo) and Otto says that Ian dosen't look hot enough (which turns Ian into a hot guy).April then says that Ian and Anthony need to be petting cute puppies, while Otto adds that the puppies need to be "blinged out puppies." Otto says that it's perfect and asks what Ian and Anthony think.

First Person Shooters Suck!

Otto is an employee in a meeting at a video game company. Ian asks if anyone has any fresh ideas. If they don't, he will have to fire them. Otto says that he has children,and Ian responds by saying that he will fire them too. After Anthony's idea of a game callled Shadowman, Ian asks if anyone has fresh ideas that dosen't involve shooting. Otto sees a bowl of candy and comes up with Candy Land: Modern Candyfare. Ian gets suspicious, as the game sounds out like a shooter from its title. However, Otto says that the game is for kids who like candy and land. In his game,the player is a Candy Man who has to collect white marshmellows as possible while avoiding the black ones.He then adds that when you collect eleven white marshmellows in a row, "You can call in AN AC-130 AND F*** THAT S*** UP!" Enraged, Ian threatens to jump out a nearby window if he hears one more Call of Duty rip off. Otto laughs and says that they're on the 1st floor, only to be fired by Ian.

Motion Gaming Sucks!

Otto is at video game company in another meeting. Ian warns if they don't come up with a game idea,he will transfer everyone to the Video Games Based On Movies Depeartment. Anthony pleads that he dosen't want to make a game based on Twilight and Otto says that his children will disown him (except for his gay son,who likes Taylor Lautner). After Anthony's idea of a game for women that didn't include jumping, Otto comes up with a game called "Motion Sports Racing Simulator". However, remembering that Ian wanted some jumping, Otto adds jumping. In Otto's game,the player is a race car driver and the player's body lights on fire when they crash, where as they stop,drop and roll. The player has to also give CPR to the fellow drivers. However,he realizes that he forgot about the jumping. After everyone shouts, "SHUT UP!" when Hugh was about to tell everyone about the correct CPR technique, Ian transfers Otto and Hugh to make the Twilight game, in which Otto screams, "DAMN YOU TAYLOR LAUTNER,AND YOUR SEXY ABS!" In the alternate ending, Otto divorces his wife and is now happily married to Taylor Lautner.

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