(Ian is sleeping soundly)
Anthony: Wake up!
(Anthony shoots Ian in the leg)
Anthony: Let's go, man. We're late for the charity walk!
Ian: Okay, hold on. I just gotta do my hair.
(Ian then combs his hair, then spraying it, drying it, ruffling it, and gluing it)
Ian: (showng his face) Ahh... It's perfect!
At the charity walk
(A gunshot shown)
Ian: Why are we doing this again?
Anthony: To help cure the fat kids.
Ian: For what?
Anthony: Being fat?
Random Guy #1: Nice hair, Anthony!
Ian: Hey, what about me?
Random Guy #2: YOUR HAIR SUCKS!!
(Random Guy #2 throws can at Ian, hurting his head)
Random Girl #1: Oh my gosh, your hair is so hot! (approaches Anthony) Can I have your number?!
(Ian then proceeds, in black and white, Ian wins the walk)
(People cheer on Anthony and gave him medals)
Ian: Oh, what the frickin' frick?! What the hell, man?! How come I didn't get the medal?!
Anthony: It's the hair, man. This thing powers beyond your wildest dreams.
Random Women #1: Overreacting exploded!
Ian: How could nobody likes my hair?! *cries*
(Ian runs away)
Anthony: Later, loser!
Ian: I hate my stupid hair! If I have one wish, I'd trade hair with Anthony.
(Dead Charlie shows up)
Dead Charlie: You sure about that?
Ian: Charlie I thought you were dead.
Dead Charlie: I am. I'm a f**king ghost
Dead Charlie: Now stop it, you bloated poof!
Dead Charlie: So, you want to trade hair with Anthony?
Ian: More than anything in the world.
Dead Charlie: Kiss my ass.
Dead Charlie: Kiss my ass, and you get your wish.
(Ian kisses Charlie's ass)
Ian: Something doesn't feel right, Charlie.
Back in Ian's bedroom
(Ian wakes up and finds his hair swapped)
Ian: It worked!
(Ian approaches Anthony)
Ian: Whats wrong? (looking at Anthony's new hair) Oh my god!
Anthony: What the hell did you do?!
Ian: I kissed Charlie's ass!
Anthony: What?! Well, you better kiss his ass and reverse this crap. My head looks a frickin' load of bread!
Ian: You know, I think its time you learn what its like to be an ugly abomination of mankind and I think it's time I did this.
(A woman comes comes and her ovaries explodes)
Random Women #1: But, I just got new ones!
Narrator: He never needs to use conditioner, his hair is known to predict earth quakes, if you stroke his hair you orgasm. He is the sexiest man in the world.
Ian: I don't know always flip hair. But when I do, I explode ovaries.
Random Women : Oooh I hate you so much
Bully : Look at the idiot's hair
Bully : Yeah let's givee him a wedgie
Anthony gets his pants pulled up and then he cries
Ian : So which one of you fine ladies wants to date me
Lady : We only like you for your hair
Lady : And since your hairs amazing everything about is dogs**t
Ian : No uh oh my god you still wanna date me right My eyes are down here Charlie I was wrong people only like me for my stupid emo hair I give anything to have my old hair back
Dead Charlie : I told you not to do it you f***in poof
Ian : Please Charlie you have to give me my old hair back
Dead Charlie : Fine but first kiss my ghost d**k
Ian : What
Dead Charlie : What you don't know how reverse wishes work
Gun Guy : That will teach you not to do inapproiate things to a guinea pigs ghost
Gun Guy : Now show me on the doll where the emo kid touched you