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MARIO KART 64 BATTLE
MARIO KART 64 BATTLE
Game Mario Kart 64
Release Date November 23, 2012
Length 10:36
Views 3.4M+ (July 2017)
Link MARIO KART 64 BATTLE (Game Bang)
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MARIO KART 64 BATTLE is the ninth episode of the Smosh Games series Game Bang. This episode, the crew plays Nintendo's racing game Mario Kart 64, and the loser has to slip on a banana peel.

It was released on November 23, 2012 alongside BEST ROBOTS IN VIDEO GAMES.

Description

We get nostalgic with this classic N64 Mario Kart game.

Game Bang

Rules

Ian, Anthony, Mari, Sohinki, Jovenshire, and Lasercorn play three rounds of Battle Mode in Mario Kart 64, with each roster per round moving clockwise from bottom-left. First place gets three points, second place gets two points, third place gets one point, and last place gets zero points.

Round 1's stage is Block Fort, Round 2's stage is Skyscraper, and Round 3's stage is Double Deck.

Rounds

First (3 pts.) Second (2 pts.) Third (1 pt.) Fourth (0 pts.)
Round 1 Anthony
(Wario)
Jovenshire
(Toad)
Sohinki
(Yoshi)
Mari
(Donkey Kong)
Round 2 Anthony
(Wario)
Lasercorn
(Mario)
Jovenshire
(Toad)
Ian
(Bowser)
Round 3 Lasercorn
(Mario)
Sohinki
(Yoshi)
Ian
(Bowser)
Mari
(Donkey Kong)

Results

MARIO KART 64 BATTLE Score Count
  • 1st place: Anthony (6 pts)
  • 2nd place: Lasercorn (5 pts)
  • =3rd place: Sohinki (3 pts)
  • =3rd place: Jovenshire (3 pts)
  • 5th place: Ian (1 pt)
  • Last place: Mari (0 pts)

Punishment

Originally, no one had any idea what the punishment would be. It was only when Jovenshire mentioned that they had not thought of one that Anthony decided they think of one on the spot. Some time later, Anthony found an old, rotten banana that he ran water over to make it soggy. Because Ian was in second-to-last place, he had to open it, which he did slowly. Joven dared him to lick it, which Ian did, much to everyone's disgust (especially Joven's). Ian dumped the banana itself bit by bit into a plastic bag, which Anthony placed elsewhere while Ian placed the banana peel onto the ground onto a marked spot on the ground in front of a cushion. Chanted by everyone, Mari reluctantly jumped onto it and slid and fell to the ground on the cushion. Laying there, she commented that the banana peel was "actually really slippy".

Achievements

Achievement Won by Timestamp
Fulfill A Stereotype Mari 2:07
Continue The Stereotype Mari 5:32

Trivia

  • The two bits of footage played at points when Anthony mentions bombs are taken from the 2000 comedy film Meet the Parents.
  • Lasercorn wanted to play as Bowser, to which Anthony said "too bad, bitch!"
    • Similarly, in the last round, Mari wanted to change her character to Peach, but couldn't due to the rule of character constants.
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