(Ian is watching a video that has just been uploaded onto YouTube. Anthony notices and is immediately excited)
Was this just uploaded?!
(Anthony sits down beside Ian)
Dude, come on! Type "thumbs up if you're the 306th viewer"!
Uh, because people thumbs it up and we can brag to our friends when it gets top rated?
Okay, but what's the point? I mean I wouldn't go out in public and ask for people to give me thumbs ups.
Yeah, but this is the Internet! Can you imagine how stupid it'd be if the Internet was actually like real life?
when Internet Troll jumps on screen again)
You know, hairless bears kind of look like giant dogs.
(Internet Troll jumps on screen, pointing at her breasts)
(Anthony and a woman are having a romantic date, complete with ambiance, eating spaghetti bolognaise)
So what do you think of my spaghetti?
The noodles are too hard, the mashed potatoes are too sweet, it smells like a horse's ass, the ambiance in here sucks, there's a pube in my food, and my nipples are hard!
(Cuts to girl woman looking deeply upset)
(deadpan) Three stars.
Google Images Edit
XxSmoshMeSillyxX licks Ian's ear, much to his disgust)
(Cuts back to Ian and Anthony watching the video)
OK, that would suck if it was real.
(The Internet Troll from YouTube appears out of nowhere)
IT IS REAL YOU STUPID EMOS!
(points at Anthony) FAKE! (points at Ian) FAKE!
What the hell are you talking about?!
YOU GUYS SUCK! GO KILL YOURSELVES!
(Ian and Anthony get up and grab the Troll)
Oh now? What are you two faries gonna do? You gonna molestme?
(Cuts to see Anthony and Ian push the Troll out of a window)
(obviously fake falling behind a green screen) THIS EFFECT LOOKS SO FAKE! YOU GUYS SUCK AT VIDEO EDITING!
(Internet Troll slams into the ground and dies on impact, while Anthony and Ian high-five each other)
(Cuts to a image of a dead Troll and a message "DON'T BE A DOUCHE ON THE INTERNET")
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MySpace (Alternative Scenes) Edit
1. Tom: Please kill me.
2. Tom: I hate my life.
3. Tom: Will you be my friend? (awkward silence) Please?
4. Tom: F**king Zuckerburg...f**ker.
Facebook (Deleted) Edit
Darth Vader was in .
No he's not. Right Wikipedia?
(Cuts to Anthony and Wikipedia (Ian))
Uh, no. Darth Vader is, in fact, in Star Trek.
Dude, whatever! It's your word against a thirteen year old who gave me this information. Who do you think is more reliable? Dumbass.