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Introduction

Narrator: FIGHT!

(Ian sees Anthony playing Mortal Kombat)

Ian: Dude, this game is so unrealistic. No girl that hot would wear a skimpy-ass clothes and beat the crap out of people!

Anthony: Yeah, dude, but it's just a video game. Can you imagine how stupid it'd be if video games were actually realistic?

Golden Eye 007

(James Bond is seeking by a car shooting a criminal which the other two criminals and start shooting James; James goes to his watch for the menu, but he just stares at his watch and one of the criminals shot James and killed him)

Rock Band

(Ian, Anthony and two other people play Smells Like Teen Spirit which Ian sings horribly and the musicians don't make music with controllers)

Ian: WITH THE LIGHTS OUT,
ENTERTAIN US!

(rambling) HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US!

Final Fantasy VII

(Cloud Strife (Anthony) is struggling with his Buster Sword)

Cloud: Stupid sword!

Super Smash Bros Brawl

(Link (Ian), Snake, Fox (Anthony), and Jigglypuff are fighting in the playground)

Fox: Stop!

(The other characters stopped)

Fox: Why are we even fighting? Why don't we get off this stupid thing and do something productive with our lives?

(Everybody went to the edge of the set)

Fox: Look it's only like a four foot drop. (Fox drops down and dies)

Narrator: Player 3 defeated!

Snake: Ugh! I think I'm just gonna stay here.

(Other players agree)

Resident Evil 4

(Leon (Anthony) is typing on a typewriter and Ashley Graham came along panicking)

Ashley: Leon, what are you doing?!

Leon: I'm saving! God, what does it look like? (Keeps on typing)                               

The Elider Scrolls V: Skyrim

(Old lady needs help to rescue her kitten on the sign)

old lady: Help! Oh somebody, my cat! Help me!

Dragonborn: It's okay mam, I'll take care of it. Fus Ro Dah!

(Sends the cat flying)

old lady: Oh my god!

Dragonborn: Uhh, you're welcome! (whispers) God.

Call of Duty MW3

(Two soldiers duck behind a small bump)

Soldier #1: (Talks on his walkie talkie) I got pinned! We need assistance!

Soldier #2: Man it's no use, everybody's camping! 

Soldier #3:(Firing his assualt rifle) TAKE THIS YOU C**K SUCKING F***ERS! YOU F***ING D***LETS! YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS F***ING GAME! HEY, SUCK MY D***! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? HELLO? MOM, WHERE'S MY ENERGY DRINK? I DON'T WANT THAT SH**! CHOCOLATE MILK IS FOR PUSSIES, MOM!

Soldier #1: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Duck Hunt

(Anous starts to arrest two hunters)

Anous: I keep telling you guys you need a permit to hunt here and now you shot at a dog because it was laughing at you?! You sick bastards! (Sees a dog laughing at him and shoots the dog killing him/her)

Pong (Deleted)

(Ian plays tennis with a floating ball and moves side to side only to miss)

Ian: F**********************************************************************************************************************K



Pacman (Deleted)

Ian: I wonder what this ball tastes like. (Eats the ball)

Anthony (glowing): Uhhh, why am I blinking?

(Ian has a plan to eat Anthony)

Anthony: OH MY GOD, STOP! (Keeps on screaming)

Ending

Ian: Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if it was all realistic.

Anthony: Yeah, you're never is gonna take my word for it, are you?

Ian: Nope! (Hears his timer ringing) Oh, time for my rollerblade lessons. See ya! (Leaves with his rollerblades) Woah, woah, geez good luck!


Outside in the front yard

(Ian starts to slip from his skates and accidentally gropes Kitana)

Ian: No, nonononono!

(Kitana punches Ian)

Narrator: FINISH HIM!

(Kitana breathes fire on Ian and burns him to death)

Narrator: FATALITY! Kitana wins!

Other Narrator: TOASTY!

Alternate Ending

(When Ian starts slipping from his skates and gropes Kitana)

(Ian takes his hands off of her)

Ian: Oops.

(End of video)

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