(Anthony plays Halo)
Ian: Waitwaitwait. You're tank was upside down and then your Master Chief guy just came up and flipped it right back over?
Ian: Yeah, that's really realistic.
Anthony: Okay, name one game that would still be fun if it was realistic.
Super Mario Bros.
Princess Peach: Listen Mario, if you want some of that princess' ass, it's gonna cost you.
Mario: Alright, I'll pay you in gold coins. All I got to do is punch this brick. (hurts his hand from punching the brick) AAHH!! F*****!!!!
Anthony: 0-0. (served the tennis ball)
(Ian and Anthony play tennis pathetically)
Anthony: God, (drops the tennis racket) tennis sucks!
Metal Gear Solid
Colonel: Snake, we need you to infiltrate Otacon's new base. Be sure you use whatever you can to sneak in.
Snake: Okay, Colonel. I've got something up my sleeve.
At the base
(Snake tries to sneak in by moving in a box, but the guards see where he is; and a guard coughed)
guard: WAHHHH!!! (shoots and kills Snake)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(turtles are swimming in a tank)
(toads are inside a fish tank)
Prince: Woo! I'm gonna roll the world up! Ahahaha!
Anthony: He was... dropped on his head as a kid.
Prince: I'm gonna roll you guys up! Rolly rolly rolly!
Anthony: Someone removed the freaking toilet!
Everyone:(Started Screaming in horror) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Lara runs though the forest and stops at a tree)
Lara: (whispers) Oh, (speaks at normal voice) my back hurts from these god damn breast implants!
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
(Link is breaking pots and hits bushes with his sword)
Anthony: Hey, what the hell are you doing with my stuff?!
Link: I'm looking for rupees. (keeps on doing his actions)
Sonic the Hedgehog
(two burglars are beating up Sonic)
burglar # 1: I don't see any gold rings; are you?
burglar # 2: No. All I'm seeing is blood.
burglar # 1: Oh god!
(they both kept on beating Sonic up)
Grand Theft Auto (Deleted)
(The police chases the carjacker)
police: Hey you, stop!
(the carjacker hurt his elbow from trying to open the car)
carjacker: Oh, oh!
(The police pointed his gun at the carjacker busting him)
Maxwell: (eats a sandwich) I'm thristy. (writes out the word milk, but sees that nothing happens) Where's my milk? Where is it? Well oh BOB SAGAT!
Ian: Oh come on!
Anthony: (stops playing) Red ring of death, again.
Ian: Alright, I'll just go to my mom's house and get the N64. (stands up and leaves)
Outside in the neighborhood
(Ian whistles, sees Anthony's text message about bringing Goldeneye, and has a bookshelf fall on him)
Ian: Oh no, no, ow ow! (Tries to lift the shelf but fails) HEEELP! Help!
(Master Chief comes by)
Master Chief: Need some help?
Ian: Master Chief?! Thanks for helping out, I'm s-sorry I ever doubted you.
(Master Chief tries to lift the shelf, but fails)
Master Chief: F**k this. (leaves)
Ian: Fine, I get out of here myself! I don't care if it'll take me ten minutes or ten years!
10 years later
(A skeleton is stuck under the book shelf; Ian walks up moments later)
Ian: Alright, who put the skeleton under the bookshelf?!