Ian Boo Boo Bear


Ian Boo Boo Bear
Male (dressed as a female)
Date of birth:
November 30, 1987 (age 30)
Honey Boo Boo and her TV show, his special go-go juice, pink dresses, pageants, makeup, cheese balls, being a beauty queen
Restaurants that don't have cheese balls, people not accepting him for what he is
"I'm gonna be 'kay, lil'man." "Mmm-bub figgly foo squeemy jeemy!"
Ian's Mom (mother)

Ian Boo Boo Bear is Ian's alter ego in the Smosh episode Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child and he also appears in New Pokemon Crossovers!. This is the only time he appears in the episodes. It is under consideration if he is a real character or not.


Ian Boo Boo Bear wears his iconic dress (with poofy pink short sleeves, magenta skirt and a zebra top) and pink gloves. He has a curly blonde wig with a pink bow. He also uses lots of makeup (as mentioned, he spends $200 on makeup every month). He is sassy and acts like a diva. His idol is Honey Boo Boo and he loves her show. Alana is his biggest influence. Since Honey Boo Boo/Alana Thompson speaks with a southern accent, he does the same and some of his sentences need to be subtitled, so people can understand them. His best friend and mother are dissapointed of him.


  • This is Ian's alter ego in the episode.
  • He wants to be a beauty queen and to attend paegants, just like his idol.
  • His room is full of pictures of Honey Boo Boo.
  • Anthony thinks that people may think that Ian is a pedofile if he attends a paegant dressed up as Ian Boo Boo Bear.
  • He loves his go-go juice (it contains strange ingredients such as caffeine drink, soda, peanut butter, hot sauce, and a little bit of X-Lax). In real life, Alana Thompson drinks go-go juice as well.
  • Because of him, Ian's Mom ate herself to death.
  • He loves cheese balls, just like Honey Boo Boo.