I Heart Burgers
I Heart Burgers
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June 3, 2009

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I Heart Burgers is a Smosh video uploaded on June 3, 2009.

Brief Synopsis: Ian sings about his love for burgers..


Ian and Anthony are sitting at a picnic table, when Ian asks how Anthony eats his "Juicy Carl's Jr. Portobello Mushroom $6 burger." Anthony asks if it's one of those things that Ian always does where he asks Anthony how he does something just because he wants him to ask how he does it. Ian says "No," so Anthony responds by eating his burger normally, and then asks Ian how he eats his. Ian takes out a radio, saying that he needs music for his explanation, and starts to sing and dance.


Throw my burger in the air
And I drink some of your soda
Then I do a little bit of hopscotch
And bust out the Macarena
Then I train my dog to sit
And then I train my mom to sit
Knit a sweater to impress the girls
But I'm not very good at knitting
That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done,
But the girls taking pictures, thought that it was fun
I was running away and I tripped on my pants,
But I saved myself with the cool breakdance!

Now it's time to eat my burger

And enjoy its awesome taste.
I'm gonna open my mouth super wide
And catch it with my face.


After his song,Ian catches his burger in his mouth and sits down, with his shirt changed to the sweater he was knitting in the song.He tells Anthony, "And that's how I eat my Burger.He then looks directly into the camera and says, "How do you eat yours?"Anthony asks who Ian's Talking to, and Ian says, "Uh, my mom."His mom,who's sitting on the ground, asks, "What?"


  • This video was obviously made to promote Carl's Jr.'s Portobello Mushroom burger. Other YouTubers did this as well, such as iJustine, nigahiga and sxephil.
  • This song is available on the Smosh album, If Music Were Real.

Shut Up! Opening

"I like burgers, yes I do, I like burgers, how 'bout you? SHUT UP!"



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