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Anthony Padilla (formerly)
It is voiced by Anthony Padilla.
The Happy Cow is a plastic flying toy that hangs on a string (most of the time) and flies around. Ian thinks it is a great toy and loves to play with it, Anthony on the other hand thinks it's stupid and for little kids until he gets pulled into its trance and suddenly likes playing with it.
- As known, it only has a motor inside to flap & retract the wings to "fly"
- It can put you in a trance to play with it forever and ever.
The Happy Cow theme song featured in "Best Toy Ever!" is available in all of the 3 versions of it in the video (Stephen Hawking talks before each part of the song).
The iTunes price is $1.00 (for download) and the running time is 0:58 seconds.
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, everywhere you go
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, take it to and fro
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, follows you all day
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, play, play, play, play!
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, better than the rest
'Cause Happy Cow is da best!
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, never goes away
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, you must always play
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, you'll never be bored
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, never be ignored
Evil Song lyrics
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, steals your will to live
Happy Cow, Happy Cow, your eternal soul you'll give
Happy Cow available in stores now!
- The Happy Cow is based on one of the flying toys that hang from a kid's ceiling and fly in a circle.
- "Happy Cow" is actually a collectable toy called Holy Cow , but there is a newer version called Flying Cow which you are more likely to come across. one of them is currently available on eBay under the search "holy cow flying cow toy".
- In the song, they say You're eternal soul you'll give, which means that Happy Cow steals your soul. So it is possible that it was in fact, Ian's soul, being used by Happy Cow, to talk to Anthony in the bathroom, instead of Happy Cow's true voice. This means he might not even have a voice.
- Nobody knows what happened to Happy Cow after the video, he could have been thrown out in the trash, exorcised to get Ian's soul out of him or destroyed.