Narrator: Previously on Smosh: Anthony lost all of his hair... and I guess that's it. Enjoy!
(Anthony tries out a wig but hates it and takes it off)
Anthony: I LOOK HIDEOUS!
Ian: Hey, dude, where is your half of the rent?
Anthony: Come on, man. I can't get a job with this stupid bald head! Give me a break!
Ian: No. NO NO NO. Remember when I couldn't pay on time?
Anthony: You're sleeping in the dog loo until I get my money. BITCH!
Ian: Yes, sir. *cries*
Anthony: Ok, maybe I was a little rough on you, but please, just give me a break this one ------
- Ian throws Anthony out of House*
Ian: You can come back when you have my money. BITCH!
Anthony: This sucks!
Girl: What the hell is that thing?
Boy: I think it's a bald guy.
Boy: Here. May God have mercy on your soul, you poor old man.
Girl: You know he is just gonna use this to buy crack, right?
Boy: Well, so are we.
- Anthony gets idea **light bulb appears above his head*
Anthony: What the freaaa...... what the f**k?!
Ian: I thought I told you you couldn't come back until you... -----*Anthony pours money on floor*
Ian: OMG! You became a prostitute?
Anthony: Better. All I did was sit on the steet corner looking sad, and a bunch of people randomly gave me money!
Ian: Wait, so you're a panhandler now? Dude, get a real job!
Anthony: A real job? This is the first thing I am actually good at! And if you can't accept that, then maybe we should BREAK UP AS BFF'S!
Peter: Does this mean I can be your BFF now? Look, I even grew a beard just like you!
Ian: F**K OFF PETER! *shoots Peter*
Peter: Ow! My fallopian tube!
Anthony's sign: I'M BALD GIVE ME MONEY BITCH!
Man on motorcycle: Here, you poor soul.
Anthony: FOOD? GET OUT OF HERE GIVE ME MONEY NEXT TIME!
Anthony: *laughs insanely*
Ian: What have I done? I'm a monster throwing out my BFF like garbage. I need to fix this and make things right! But first... I need to get rid of Peter's body.
Ian: Hey, man.
Anthony: If you came to apologize it's to late. I've already started panhandling with my new BFF!
Ian: I think that guy is dead.
Anthony: Noooooo. Hobo Joe just likes naps.
Ian: Well maybe I can join your little thingy.
Anthony: Are you bald?
Ian: Uh... no.
Anthony: THEN GET OUT!
Ian: (song) My BFF; there's nothing left,
But memories and sadness
We used to be oh-so-happy
all giggles, goofs and gladness.
Why did I have to try to get that rent you pay?
When all it did was make you mad
and drove you far away!
B you were the bestest friend
F I'll never forget again
Other F I never did intend
to upend, condescend, or offend my best friend
B I will win you back someday
F I swear I'll find a way
other F until then my skies are grey
want to say if you stay i will pay for a toupée.
4 hours later
Ian: Look man, I am bald so now can I join your little thing?
Anthony: I guess.
- pulls of Ian's bald cap*
Anthony: I knew it!
Ian: Sorry; I just wanted to fit in!
Anthony: HOBO JOE READ RULE NUMBER ONE IN PANHANDLERS RULE BOOK!
Hobo Joe: RRRRRuuuuuu RRRRRRuuuuuuu
Hobo Joe: Rule nnnnuuuuuuu nnnnuuuuuuu
Hobo Joe: onnnnee
Anthony: Rule number 1- Any panhandler caught faking to be bald will be subject to execution!
Ian: Wait. He is not even bald!
Ian: Yeah. When you were at the hospital, I bribed the doctor to put a bald cap on you!
Anthony: Double what?
Ian: Yeah, see for yourself!
Anthony: What, why?
Ian: Well at first I thought it was funny, but then it got all sad and scary.
Anthony: True that.
Ian: Sooooo BFF'S????
Hobo Joe: They're both fakers!
hobo: KILL THEM!!
My BFF, I'm glad you're back
and everything's all good
These gross hobos are trying to kill us now, so lets get the f**k out of the hood.
B we are the bestest friends.
F we'll never fight again
Other F I'm happy to amend
And Defend.Comprehend. on Depend
My best friend.
Hugh: GAY! WHY DON'T YOU TWO FAIRIES JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY? UNSUBSCRIBE!
- Anthony and Ian beat the crap out of Hugh*
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