Hitchhiking Disaster!


February 24, 2012 (Smosh)
February 26, 2012 (El Smosh)

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Anthony, Ian, trucker

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HITCHHIKING DISASTER! Is a Smosh video uploaded on February 24th, 2012.


After Anthony accidentally leaves his keys inside the car, he and Ian find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere, causing them to try to find ways to either get back inside or get help.


lan and Anthony are on a mountain-like field where Anthony is saying good-bye to his dead pet rock "Rocky." After Rocky's "funeral," lan complains to Anthony about having to come out to the plains just to bury a pet rock. Anthony starts to say that Ian doesn't understand what it's like to have a dead friend, but his car door won't open. Ian suspects that Anthony forgot his keys in the car.

lan suggests that they go to the nearest gas station to get help, but that idea was scrapped when he sees a nearby sign that reads "The nearest gas station is 200 milies away." Another sign nearby reads, "Please remain in car, Killer bears everywhere" followed by another sign reading, "If you lock your keys in your car, you're basically f**ked." Ian sees that the window is slightly open, and he and Anthony use their arms to unlock the car but to no avail, and Ian claims that they have "fat arms." lan then suggests buttering their hands and arms to make them slippery, but gets the same result as he did without the butter.

lan then suggests that if they hit the car, it would trigger the OnStar Alert system so that they could get help. Ian punches the car and injures his hand in the process, but Anthony points out that he doesn't have OnStar. A bear comes near them, causing Anthony to throw his spare keys at the bear. Ian realizes this and yells at Anthony for not knowing he had them the whole time. Ian gives up and says that they'll just have to hitchhike, since there's nothing else to do, but Anthony says that no one don't pick up hitchhikers anymore. Ian decides to try hitchhiking anyway.

A scary-looking trucker in a blue Ford spots lan and Anthony on the side of the road and stops, thinking they are prostitutes. The trucker asks the boys if they want to "go all the way." They both agree and Ian asks why they would want to "go halfway." Anthony tells the trucker that they want to go "down south," prompting the trucker to open his door and clear off all the garbage from the seats. Anthony and lan get into the car and are given cash. The trucker asks if it's enough for them to "go all the way." Anthony is amazed that they are getting paid to hitch a ride, which makes the trucker think that it's their first time. The boys happily say yes, and the trucker says, "Jackpot."

Ian and Anthony later get out of the car, disgusted at what had just happened to them. Anthony tells lan that it was "not how they showed hitchhiking in the movies." lan realizes that his dad told him that he "used to hitchhike all over the country." Anthony laughs at this, making Ian angrily get into the car, sucessfully opening his side. Anthony is angered when he realizes that Ian didn't tell him that his side of the car was unlocked the entire time, causing Anthony to bash Ian's head on the car.






  • On Rocky's tombstone, in brackets under Best Friend it says, "Better than Ian".
  • Anthony's pet rock was first seen in Food Battle 2008 where he orders Ian not to put his donut on his pet rock which Ian had programmed to detonate.
  • Anthony tells Ian that he doesn't understand what it's like to have a dead friend. However, Ian did indeed experience a dead friend in an earlier video.
  • This is the second 2012 video that doesn't have either Ian or Anthony die (unless one assumes that Anthony bashes Ian's head to the car until he dies). The first was in Parents Suck!
  • The white text on the trucker's hat reads: "Master Baiter". Meaning "masturbator"
  • This is the first episode from 2012 where no one swears out loud orally.
  • At 1:20 during the video, one of the clouds is shaped like a penis

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