|GOOGLE GLASS SUCKS!|
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April 19, 2013 (Smosh)
Ian now wears glasses powered by Google, but the glasses give him difficulties, making life harder. For real.
We begin at 9 A.M. Ian wakes up and was ready for the day! But he was wondering what was on his face, and Anthony, said they are Google Glass, a new peice of technology that will change everyone's lives, but Ian was wondering when he was wearing them.
9:14 A.M. 46 minutes until 10:00
Ian get's an upcoming call from the real Anthony, he answers the call, and Anthony want's to meet Ian at the park at 10:00, and said that he want's to show him something, he agrees, but Anthony sees Ian taking a Number 2 (Taking a Dump) Ian says no, but sees him on video chat, Ian will meet him at 10:00 A.M., but is disapointed still about the Google Glass.
9:22 A.M. 38 minutes until 10:00
Ian is seen walking down the street going to the park, but his way is blocked by pop-up ads based on the wearer's browser history, he tries to make them go away, but bumps into a baby stroller and the women with the baby pushes him and falls on the pathment, the Glass told him to purchase a band-aid for his wound, and found the best deals on ebay and asks him if he wants to purchase on, but Ian declines the offer and says he is bleeding now, the Glass understands and showed all the results for band-aids with'in a 5-mile raduis, Ian bumps into the women again and tazered Ian, he falls down to the grass and the women runs off, hoping she does not get intterupted by Ian again.
9:35 A.M. 25 minutes until 10:00
Now he is trying a map to go to the park, with full navigation, but they maid him turn left, then right, and made him keep on walking forward, bumping into a wall several times.
9:39 A.M. 21 minutes untill 10:00
Ian gets another video call from Anthony and asks him if he is almost at the park, Ian has now idea where he is going, then asks him what happened to his face, and Ian said he ran in that wall so many times. Ian gets 2 reminders from Anthony. (If you look at Ian on the street, dodging cars, look close at his nose, he will have a giant gauze band-aid on his nose)
"Get chicken nuggets", and "Take a pitcher of Manure to Jeff's sons skeet"
Ian was getting the camera ready, but it was losing it's focus, Ian tried to wipe off something to make them work, but there was a downside. It took a pitcure of his belly, he was competely frustrated that is was not the right photo, Anthony gets the belly picture and is completly disturbed and says "What the fu..".
9:52 A.M. Only 8 more minutes until it is time
Ian is walking down the street and finds a chicken nugget stall, and gives the guy $1.00 for only one chicken nugget, the Glass was anilyzing the ingredients in the nugget, and it contained Chicken Breast, Breadcrumbs, Lard Plastic, Sawdust, Pig Rectum, Horse Placenta, Whale Semen and finaly Rat fecal matter, which caused Ian to puke out the peice he ate.
10:01 A.M. 1 minute above 10:00
Ian arrives at the park, Anthony tells him that he is 1 minute late, Ian apoligizes and it was all because of the Glass fault, all that Anthony want was some nuggets, but then exclaims to Ian if he took a bite out of it, and puke, but Ian takes off without telling everything before 10:00. he tells the Glass to give him results for a plastic surgeon to fix his nose, but then the Glass only have a 1 hour battery life limit, they were done unless Ian charged them, but then bumps into the lady one last time and used the baby (doll) as a weapon to hit Ian mutiple times and the fake Anthony said if people are ready for the future.
Deleted Scene #1Edit
After Ian eats the chicken nugget, he spits it asking the raster why he put fecal matter in it. The raster said that he only put a little bit of it in the chicken because he ran out of toilet paper. Ian still thought it taste good and the raster thought it was a good deal saying that one dollar can make Honey Boo Boo holler.
Deleted Scene #2Edit
Ian thought the chicken was good but he couldn't pay for it. The raster made a deal that he could pay Ian one dollar to have Ian feed him the chicken nugget like a baby bird. Ian starts to spit out parts of the nugget and runs away laughing.
- Instead of saying "Take a picture of mural on Jefferson Street.", it said, "Take a pitcher of manure to Jeff's son's skeet."
- The fetal matter was from a rat and not the raster.
- Here are a list of the ads that popped up:
- Winning a free 8GB iPod Nano
- Mama Geno's Pizza Place
- Ghost Recen (computer game)
- Penis Expansion Technology
- Bowl Gaine (hair gel)
- Buy one get one free badger trap
- One pack of adult diapers.
- At the end of the video, while the sound of the woman beating up Ian with the baby is heard, and while the Google Glass logo is on, we hear a glass crack sound, in which some parts of the logo gets cracked.
Shut Up! OpeningEdit
|“||I love having technology strapped to my face. SHUT UP!||”|
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