Introduction[]
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): Good vs. Surprisingly Good.
(The narrator's boring voice tells the good part and the exciting voice is said when the minor changes start)
Rollerblading[]
Original[]
(Ian stumbles on roller blades)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
With Training Wheels[]
(Ian skates normally in roller skates)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Uploading Videos[]
Original[]
Ian: Upload the video.
Anthony: Okay. (uploads the video)
Ian and Anthony: Yay. (almost high-fived each other)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched audience): GOOD!
With Norwegian Black Metal[]
(Ian and Anthony play heavy metal)
Ian: Upload the video!
Anthony: Okay! (uploads the video and crashes the computer)
(The two still play heavy metal)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched audience): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Who's Walking Who (man or dog)[]
(the narrator doesn't say this; he only says the titles below)
Walking Your Dog[]
Anthony: I like walking dogs.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
Dog Walking You[]
(the boring part was only said for dog)
(the pit bull walks Anthony and Anthony peed on the fire hydrate)
Pit bull: Good human. (throws a biscuit)
(Anthony ate the biscuit)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Taking A _____ On A Date[]
Girl[]
girl: Mushrooms kinda make me sad cuz I don't like the texture of them and almonds, almonds are a little too crunchy but...
(Ian put his head back after slamming it)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
Robot[]
Ian: (drinks soda) So what are you gonna eat?
Robot: I am a robot, I do not eat.
Ian: Cheap date! (breaks his soup bowl)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Waking Up[]
Original[]
(Anthony wakes up)
Anthony: I like waking up.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
With Your Clone[]
Clone: Hello.
Anthony: Oh, good morning clone. High five!
(both failed at high fiving each other)
Anthony: Man, we suck at high fives.
Clone: Yeah, I know.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Pogo-Sticking[]
Original[]
Ian: (jumps on the pogo-stick) Wheeeeeee!
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
In A Chicken Suit Doing A Triple-Backflip Over A Canyon While Singing The National Anthem Backwards[]
Ian: What? I can't do that.
Narrator: Fine, pogo-sticking in a chicken suit over a(exhales) I don't know, a hairbrush?
Ian: Oh, that's better. (turns the stick around and jumps over the hairbrush)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Doing The Harlem Shake[]
Ian and Anthony: NO!
Playing A Racing Game[]
Original[]
Anthony: I like racing games.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
In Your Head[]
(Ian plays an extreme racing game in his imagination disturbing Anthony)
Ian: (makes car noise) Now this is intense! (makes more car noises) Oh I'm going so fast in my mind.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
____boarding[]
Snow[]
(Ian giggles while snowboarding)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
Lava[]
(The boring narrator was about to say snowboarding, but the exciting one changed it)
Ian: (giggles) Oh, I'm on lava. (giggles more)
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY TERRIBLE SPECIAL EFFECTS; WE MEAN SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Dating A Cute _______[]
Girl[]
Anthony: This is gonna be a fun picnic.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
Vampire[]
Anthony: This is gonna be the best picnic ever.
(the girl screams as she dies and have her body erode away, getting vaporized)
Anthony: (gasps heavily) Wait, I'm finally single! Yeah!
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!
Dancing With A _______[]
Dog[]
(Ian bends down and dances with a pit bull)
Ian: You're such a good dancer.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
Unicorn[]
(Ian rides on the tap-dancing unicorn)
Ian: Yeah haha. This makes no sense hahahaha.
Going On Vacation[]
Original[]
Anthony's parents: (sings) Row row row your boat gently down the stream.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
With Pirates[]
Pirates: (sings) Yo ho yo ho!
I hope I don't get scurvy.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Being Made ___________[]
Up For Prom[]
(Anthony takes a prom picture)
Anthony: You look so hot.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): GOOD!
Out Of Chocolate[]
Anthony: (takes a bite out of himself) AAAAAH! Oh; I actually taste really good.
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
Ending[]
Ian and Anthony (high pitched): SURPRISINGLY GOOD!
(Ian and Anthony are still high pitched)
Anthony: Okay I think that was a good take.
Ian: Wait, why's your voice like that?
Anthony: Why's YOUR voice like that?
Ian and Anthony: Oh my god! (scream while breaking furniture) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(Then breaks out in to color bars with a censored sound on it)