FRANKIE ROGERS (Ian)
Hi, my name is Frankie Rogers, and I am an actor in Hollywood.
INTERVIEWER (Anthony)
Well, what movies have you acted in?
FRANKIE
Well, I haven't exactly acted in any movies.
INTERVIEWER
Oh, a TV show.
FRANKIE
No.
INTERVIEWER
Well then what do you do?
(Frankie mumbles something.)
INTERVIEWER
I'm sorry, what?
FRANKIE
I'm a street performer. Well, a street performer is somebody who grows up, on the street, and they act out as popular movie characters.
INTERVIEWER
Well, which popular movie character are you?
FRANKIE
Oooh, I was hoping you'd ask.
Then, he takes out sunglasses.
FRANKIE
Because, (he puts them on) I'm Bond.
(Then he acts out some gun scenes.)
FRANKIE
JAMES Bond.
INTERVIEWER
Do you think you could tell me what your daily routine is like?
FRANKIE
Pssh, yeah. Right when I wake up, I go straight to the mirrors,
(then cuts to scene where he's in front of mirrors and practice gun scenes)
Then I work out... 30 minutes. I play some awesome video games.
(then cuts to scene where he's playing video games)
I also get into the vibe that I have the license to kill.
(Cuts to him doing exercises)
Then, I work out. To stay in shape like James Bond. When I'm done with that,
(cuts to him walking on the streets)
I make my way down hollywood boulevard. (Cuts to him in the road putting on sunglasses) This is where the magic happens. I put my acting into overdrive, (Then cuts to montage of him doing gun scenes in several random places) So I can compete with the others like, Chewbacca, (Then goes to montage showing all characters he mentions) Freddy Krueger, Superman, and, uh, those, people from Shrek. And I always top the competition with my signature Bong move. (cuts back to him) Shwish, dig, the BOND move.(cuts to scene of him and spiderman) After that, I go chill with me best friend.
INTERVIEWER
So, what do you want to do with your career?
FRANKIE
Well, I've been working to improve my signature move. Check it out. (Then he puts on sunglasses and acts like he's shooting the interviewer) BANG, BANG! YOU'RE DEAD!
Then text says:
Shortly after filming this documentary, Frankie Rogers tried out his new move and startled a group of nearby police. He was shot dead.