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|“||Mmm, oh yeah, that's good, that's a very good breast implant. Shut Up!||”|
—Shut Up! Opening
|FOOD BATTLE 2012!|
Then you're on, cock goblin!
"They killed each other for years. Who's food will be the best? Well a year has gone by and Food Battle 2012 is here and this year is gonna be epic and um ....(Anthony rubs the egg roll up against his dick with the uncensored bar over it)... disturbing."
Anthony stares at his stuffed cat intently until Ian, now with his flesh not rotting, comes and demands a rematch. However, Anthony points out that there is still a bit of his flesh rotting. Ian denies this until he sees his rotting ear, and takes two months to repair it. Ian comes back to demand a rematch, but then realizes that his nose is now big, and takes another two months. Ian comes back again to demand a rematch, but Anthony says that there's still something wrong with his face. Ian argues that it's his normal face. Anthony takes the rematch with his new favorite food: an eggroll. Ian accepts the challenge and Food Battle 2012 begins.
After Ian finally got all of the hideous body parts replaced, Anthony asked Ian about his nipples. Ian responded that he is a man and he doesn't need to shoot milk out of himself.
Ian - Ian tries to blow into his donut, but no sound comes out of it. Realizing his failure, he breaks the fourth wall to chastise the viewer. Result: X
Anthony - Anthony blows into the egg roll, accidentally blowing pork all over Ian's mom's face. Despite the apology, Ian's mom throws Anthony out the front door. Result: X
Fake IDIan - Ian tells the clerk that he's going to purchase alcohol with his donut ID. However, the clerk assumes he is over fifty years old because of his beard. Therefore, Ian successfuly purchases the beer without his donut. Result: ✓
Anthony - Anthony tells the clerk that he's purchasing a pornographic magazine with his eggroll, only to get thrown out of the store. Result: X
After the clerk asks Anthony for his ID Anthony shows his middle finger. After they both laughed, Anthony says that he doesn't have an egg roll.
Hot Prom Date
Ian - Ian's mom is excited and requests a picture of Ian and his date. When Ian takes out his donut, Ian's mom was initially disappointed, but after that Ian tells her that he's getting laid. Ian's mom says "Finally!" and takes his picture, labeling it "Ian's first time." - Result: ✓
Anthony - After the last couple took their prom photo, Anthony goes up to take his photo. When the photographer asks him where his date is, Anthony says that the line was too long and that he "ate" her. The photographer says, "Nice!" Result: ✓
Alternate Scene #1
After Anthony says that he ate his date, the photographer asked what flavored she was.
Alternate Scene #2
After Anthony says that he ate his date, the photographer says that he hasn't gone that far.
Alternate Scene #3
After Anthony says that he ate his date, the photographer asks if that is like fifth base.
Alternate Scene #4
Ian with two arms showing asks Anthony what happens in prom dates. Anthony answers that they get f**ked, but Ian says that you buy them dinner and be really nice to them. Anthony also mentioned that you also put a corsage on them which Ian agrees, but Anthony made another decision not knowing if either one is correct thinking they put the corsage on you because neither Ian or Anthony went to a prom. Anthony also reveals that he puts the corsage on his balls.
Alternate Scene #5
Ian without the arms showing bets Anthony that his donut will be a hot prom date. Anthony probably agreed and Ian wanted to know where his arms went.
Ian - A girl is excited as Ian asks the girl if he wants to marry her. However, when he presents the donut, the girl is initially shocked and then throws up on Ian. However, Ian says that it isn't the first time he was barfed on when proposing and eats his donut. Result: X
Anthony - Anthony starts to put the egg roll on his fiance's finger. However, when the eggroll breaks, she cries in disgust and calls off the wedding. As Anthony chases after her, the minister eats what's left of the egg roll. Result: X
Ian - Ian rubs his donut on his crotch, and eats it afterwards. Result: ✓
Anthony - Anthony rubs his egg roll on his crotch, but ends up snapping it in half. Result: X
Anthony - Anthony flies off the swings and flies momentarily, but he hits his head instead. Result: X
Ian - Ian flies off the swings whilst singing a horrendous rendition of "I Believe I Can Fly. He eventually crash-lands on Anthony, knocking both unconscious. Result: X
A redneck carrying a pack of beer then walks up to the unconsious duo, and expresses regret for not voting against gay marriage.
A Bandage for a Life Threatening Wound
"Ian" - "Ian" brandishes a pistol and points it at "Anthony". "Anthony" asks why he didn't try it on himself, but "Ian" says that he doesn't feel like it before shooting Anthony. "Ian" tries to use the donut to staunch the wound, but "Anthony" says that it isn't working. Result: X
"Anthony" - "Anthony" was shot before he even took his turn. Result: Victory
"Ian" tells "Anthony" that because he shot him, "Anthony" will die not knowing about it, giving "Ian" the win. "Anthony" points out that "Ian" can't win unless the announcer makes it official, which is impossible since the announcer died last year. However, "Ian" tells "Anthony" that the announcer is standing to the side. The announcer, alive and well, waves to the two. "Anthony" is shocked, but "Ian" says that "nothing makes sense in Food Battle." "Anthony" happily agrees, and then succumbs to his wound.
However, "Anthony" somehow reappears, alive and well, and taunts "Ian", revealing that he didn't kill "Anthony", but instead killed Ian's mom disguised as Anthony. Ian points the gun at Anthony, but says that he's not Anthony. He takes off the mask and says that he's Ian, but Ian takes out the mirror to reveal that he is still Anthony, but he claims to be Ian.
"Ian" reveals that he's really Anthony. Anthony reveals that while Ian was still knocked out after the wings challenge, he dragged Ian's body to a laboratory and switched their brains, meaning that Anthony is Ian and Ian is Anthony. Ian is shocked at the body switch, only for Anthony to reveal that he switched Ian's heart with the donut. Ian brags that donuts make great hearts, only to collapse and die.
The News Reporter chases Anthony, still confused as to what had just happened, and asks what he's going to do. He says he's going to try a new body part switcher. The announcer asks of he can come. At the laboratory, Anthony (in Ian's body) shows the announcer that he is going to use a genitalia switcher to switch his penis with a cat's. He then ends the episode by stating "Cat D***..."
While Ian is dying in Anthony's body, he says, "Kate Winslet" . Another word he also said, "Large area ordeals." The last quote which Ian's mom said was, "Doug Funnie."
(Warning: to avoid confusion, read the plot before the script)
- At 0:47, Ian says the word 'dick' and is totally uncensored. But at the end, when Anthony (in Ian's body) says 'cat dick', it is censored.
- This is likely because Anthony was using the word "dick" to describe a penis.
- This is the food battle with the least tasks completed. There were only 4 ticks between them. (3 being Ian, 1 being Anthony).
- The Shut Up Opening represented an extra in Food Battle 2011.
- This is the third time Ian won more challenges than Anthony, the first was Food Battle 2006 and the second was Food Battle 2010.
- This is also the second time one of them only won by one challenge. The first was in Food Battle 2009, but it was Ian.
- This is the first Food Battle to have a thumbnail that says Food Battle.
- It is also the first Food Battle to have the title with an exclamation point.
- Before Ian replaced the ear, he still had a normal size nose.
- Ian is already the legal age for drinking since he was 24 when Food battle 2012 came out.
- Anthony's fake mustache is like the ones in the old El Smosh episodes.
- This is the longest Smosh video so far, beating Paranormal Easy Bake Oven by 23 seconds.
- When the reporter was approaching the winner, Anthony (in Ian's body) appeared to be doing a dance move from PSY's Gangnam Style.
- Goof: Random things started disappearing and reappearing in Ian and Anthony's hands in the final challenge. An example could be that Ian's donut and pistol disappeared when he was telling Anthony he was going to die.
- The switcher machine is just two air conditioning shafts taped with two bowls. The part where what body part was being switched was the robot's body from AWESOME NEW ROBOT! with the dial and a name taped on it.
- The Scab on Anthony's face after being threw out of the house is simmalr to the scab that was on Ian's face in FOOD BATTLE 2012 ANNOUNCEMENT!
- When Ian and Anthony swap brains, Anthony's brain is the same color as his shirt (orange), and Ian's brain is the same color as his shirt (blue).
- This is Anthony's third Food Battle win in a row.
|“||(Barney) Thanks for subscribing and if you don't I will hide in your bed and bite your buttcheck off! (man) But seriously though who won? Was it? I mean it was Ian's body but Anthony's... I don't know, all this thinking is making me tired. I'm going to bed. *BITES* Aw god my buttcheek! Hahaha!||”|
: Food Battle Series
PREVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme / Battleship / Transformers Theme / Smosh Short 1: Dolls / The California Stereotype Experiment / Boxman / Smosh Short 2: Stranded / The Best Car EVER / Food Battle 2006 / That Damn Neighbor / Frankie Rogers is James Bond / How Not to Make a First Impression / How Not to Act on a First Date / Feet For Hands / Boxman's Christmas / New Year's Eve PSA
Three Wishes / Axe Murderer / Easy Step / Sparky Goes to a Club / Spiderman, Spiderman / License Test / April First / Anthony Gets a Haircut / Handshake / Hardcore Max / Food Battle 2007 / Transformers Rap / Three Guys in a Hotel / Quest for the Scooter / The Assassins / Replacement Needed / Reunited? / Male Model / The Haunting / Toy Airplane / Ian's Birthday / Santa is Real!
Cat Soup / Boxman's Girlfriend / Left Handed / There Will Be Pokemon / Smosh Sued for $20 Million (April Fools) / Beef 'n Go / Batman's Cool Internet Video / Teleporting Fat Guy / Food Battle 2008 / Going to the Mountains / Life as Ghosts / Boxman for President / Sex Ed Rocks / Smosh Snatchers / A Merry Gangsta Christmas
Breaking the Habit / Hardcore Max 2 / Ian's First Girlfriend / That Damn Prison Break / Unitarded / LeVar Burton Buys Smosh (April Fools) / Anthony's Death / Anthony's Resurrection / Anthony is Mexican / Grammar Police / I Heart Burgers / A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays / A Very Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays / Washington's First Video Blog / Food Battle 2009 / The Ultimate Shoedown / Bigfoot is Gay / If Movies Were Real / Four Years Foreplay / Twilight: New Moon Deleted Scenes / Mighty Smoshin POWER RANGERS / Kid Craps Himself in Drift Car! / Pizza Zombies! / X-Mas: PORN on Santa's Computer / X-Mas: Osama's First Christmas / X-Mas: Santa Gets Down / Best of Smosh 2009
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig / Ian Gets Lucky / Anthony Gets Engaged / HELP! WE'RE FAT! / EDITOR! / CRAZY FATASS! (True Story 1) / Ian Is Pregnant / If Video Games Were Real / Anthony Poses for Playgirl!?! / Smeagol Loves the Precious / Boxman 2.0 / I Love Lou Ferrigno! / Leave It To Bieber / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 2 / 5 Ways to Get a Girl / Lizard Rabies / Super Powers! / My Mom's AMAZING Video! / How Lady Gaga Got Famous / The Famous Cheese Guy / WTF! I'm Old! / Inappropriate Sonic / Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH / KILLER TEDDY BEAR! / If Cartoons Were Real / Food Battle 2010 / FIRETRUCK! / 2 GUYS 1 BATHROOM / SELLING OUT!? / ★ MY FANNY PACK! ★ / PLAYING WITH GUNS! / THE FUTURE SUCKS! / That Damn Punishment / If Scary Movies Were Real / HALO RUINED MY LIFE! (True Story 2) / EPIC TEENY BATTLE! / HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES! / Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE / VADER AND ME! / Cute Furry Kittens / TRON: Legacy *LEAKED FOOTAGE* / MY NEW HOT GIRLFRIEND / Best of 2010 Remix
HOW TO HIDE A B0NER IN PUBLIC! / Paranormal Easy Bake Oven! / *NEW* Smosh Reality TV Show! / I'M NAKED! / HOT ROBOT SLAVE / JUSTIN BIEBER HITS PUBERTY (Never Say Never 2) / If Kids Shows Were Real / AMAZING NEW DRINK! / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3 / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 3.5 / WORST TWIST ENDINGS EVER! / I KILLED THE TOOTH FAIRY! / MEETING MY IDENTICAL TWIN! / 3D is AWESOME! / I'M A PIRATE (True Story 3) / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE! / OUR VIDEO IDEAS STOLEN! / Runbrella (No. 1 MOTHER'S DAY GIFT!) / If Superheroes Were Real / DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! / REJECTED VIDEOS! / HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND! / MY MAGICAL TAPEWORM! / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2! / MY BATHROOM SECRET / If The Internet Was Real / I'M NOT RACIST!!! / The Harry Potter Pill / MY GRANDPA'S DIRTY SECRET / If Movies Were Real 2 / First Person Shooters Suck! / Best Toy Ever! / Makeup For Men / Star Fox TV Show! / HOW TO COVER UP A MURDER / Food Battle 2011 / The Internet For Dummies / THE DITTO - Movie Trailer / XTREME SLEEPOVER! / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 3! / THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS / TEENS IN THE WILD! / REAL VOODOO DOLL! / The Legend of Zelda Rap / The Pokemon Master! / Motion Gaming Sucks! / I'M POSSESSED! / Meat in Your Mouth / If Holidays Were Real / Best of 2011 Remix!
SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME! / HOW TO BE A COP! / REAL DEATH NOTE! / MIME FAIL! / Parents Suck! / I WAS BRAINWASHED! / REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES! / HITCHHIKING DISASTER! / Attention: Facebook Users / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 4! / I LOST MY HAIR! / HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE! / N1PPLES ON YOUTUBE! / Smosh On The News! / GUYS' GUIDE TO HUGGING GUYS / If Video Games Were Real 2 / STUCK IN A TOILET! / MANSPIDER! / Magic Keyboard! / 7YR OLD DOES TWILIGHT! / I SUCK AT DRAWING SOMETHING! / HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! / SMOSH FOUND DEAD / REJECTED MARIO GAMES / 15 HOUR ENERGY! / My Mail Order Bride! / PEN15 CLUB / MY NEW EMO HAIR! / 5,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS! / OISHI WILL KICK YOUR ASS! / LIFE HACKING! / AWESOME NEW ROBOT! / Stupid Movie Sequels / WORST ID PHOTO EVER! / Taken 3 - TRAILER / IPhone 5 REVEALED / FOOD BATTLE 2012 ANNOUNCEMENT! / THAT'S HOT! / DRINK YOUR P!SS / BIGGEST ZIT EVER! / PHOTOSHOP PLASTIC SURGERY / BADASS NEW POWER RANGERS / GAMER GETS TROLL'D! / Food Battle 2012 / Teleporting Fat Guy is BACK! / Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song / Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child / Wii U Sports is Awesome! / My Pet Pikachu / DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK! / GIRLFRIENDS IN THE WILD / If TV Shows Were Real / A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 1) / A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 2) / Best of 2012 REMIX
Disney Star Wars / My Bobblehead is Evil! / Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views! / We're in Super Mario! / That Damn Movie! / Driver's Ed Crap Rap! / Most Violent Game Ever!? / My Stupid Dying Grandpa! / Sexting Gone Wrong! / Life Better-ers! / Banned Airplane Safety Video / Zelda in Real Life! / Worst Online Date Ever / Gas Buster! / If Movies Were Real 3 / Google Glass Sucks! / Sleeping Pill Disaster / Worst Proposals Ever / Amazing New Workout / Good Vs Surprisingly Good / Dixon Cider / We're Stuck Together!!! / What Guys Are Really Thinking / Stop Copying Me! / My Friend's Hot Sister / Japanese Titanic / We Need Friends / Magic Wipes / I Broke My Foot! / The Rarest Pokemon Card! / We Rule High School / I Have Kirby Powers! / Retarded Cats: The Movie / I Have a Secret Son / How to Survive a Burglary / So Many Hickeys! / Our Generation is F*cked: The Movie / Scribblenauts in Real Life / My Twerking Addiction / New Pokemon Crossovers! / Stop Miley / Assassin's Creed 4 Rock Anthem / 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) / Food Battle 2013 / Loki Interview Prank / We Found a Dead Guy! / Longest Staring Contest Ever / My Mutant Rash! / Smosh Vs Zombies / The End of Christmas (Part 1) / The End of Christmas (Part 2) / Best of 2013 Remix
Horny Cellmate / Molester Moon / Guy's Guide to Being Manly / Movies Vs Reality / Pimps of Prom / Jurassic Pokemon / Hide and Seek / Taylor Swift Dumped Me / Flappy Bird Ruined My Life / Creepy Weird Nudist / Pokemon in Real Life 5! / A Real Ouija Board? / Emma Watson Surprise Prank / If Video Games Were Real 3 / How to Be a YouTube Commenter / The Adventure Time Adventure / Movie Reboots Suck / Real Mario Lava Floor! / The Real Party Song / 19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) / Real Watch Dogs Hacks! / We're Stuck in Slow Motion / Addicted to Selfies / If Apps Were Real / Name Rap or Die / I Can Hear Your Thoughts / Anime Voice Swap / My Bathroom Disaster / My Morning Routine / The Rock Interview Prank / Real Minecraft Vacation / Disney's Star Wars Blind Date / If Bieber Wrote His Songs / If TV Shows Were Real 2 / Autocorrect Fail / iPhone 6 Revealed / Movies on Drugs / Conjoined Challenge / F**k Spoilers! / Your Dumb. I'm Dumber / This Video is Offensive / Backwards Challenge / Guns Suck / The New Slenderman / 6 Ways to Get a Girl / 9 Most Horrible Bosses / Ultimate Fan Suprise Prank / Food Battle 2014 / Top 10 Video Game Dances / Magic iPod / Just Like Link / Christmas Apocalypse (Part 1) / Christmas Apocalypse (Part 2)