|“||Mmm, oh yeah, that's a very good shard of glass-*choking sounds* SHUT UP!||”|
—Shut Up! Opening
|Food Battle 2011|
Bring it on, douche pickle!
In the park, Anthony walks up to a box on the ground that has, "Open Me" written on it. Anthony opens the box and finds a note. He opens the note and it says, "Look Behind You. Kekekeke." He turns around, but he doesn't see anyone. He turns back around and finds Ian staring at him. Ian says that even though he died last year, he would beat Anthony with his pink-frosted sprinkled donut this year. Anthony says that he and his new favorite food, the rainbow lollipop, will defeat Ian's "pink, sprinkly turd." Ian then accepts the challenge and Food Battle 2011 begins.
Anthony - He steps on his lollipop and tries to skate on it, but can't. Result: X
Ian - He tries to jump on the donut and perform a trick but fails and falls on the ground. Result: X
Before the Challange Anthony says Ian's mom could of used some deodorant last night and Ian punches to his left and hits Anthony.Anthony - Anthony puts his lollipop in his armpit. A hot girl walks up and asks him if that's lollipop deodorant. Anthony doesn't feel very confident and thinks she'll hate it, but to his surprise, she happily starts licking the lollipop. Anthony gives thumbs up saying "ALRIGHT!" Result: ✓
Ian - Ian feels confident he'll win, and tapes the donut to his armpit. The same girl walks up and asks if he's wearing donut deodorant. As Ian says yes, the girl vomits on his face. Result: X
Ian - Ian takes his donut (from his mouth) and tries to cut a piece of paper, but to no avail. Result: X
Anthony - Anthony starts cutting something "pretty" with his lollipop. When he's done, he shows that he has cut the paper into combined paper men. Anthony then notices there's something red on the first man and screams, realizing he accidentally cut his finger off. Result: ✓
Anthony - Anthony asks the GPS lollipop how to get to his "secret class that's totally not ballet." The lollipop doesn't respond and Anthony warns it that a wall is coming up. The lollipop stays silent and Anthony crashes into the wall. Result: X
Ian - Ian asks his GPS donut to guide him to the Grand Canyon. At first, the donut thinks Ian said "Gary Coleman" until Ian yells "GRAND CANYON" at him. The donut tells him to turn right. When he does, Ian's car falls off a cliff into the Grand Canyon. Ian, bleeding but surprisingly alive, is happy it worked. Result: ✓
This is suggested by Ian, until Anthony stares at him disgusted. Ian then says, "Ju-Just kidding, you perv!"
Time-Travel DeviceIan - Ian uses the donut to teleport back to the prehistoric ages. But after Ian gets his check, a T-Rex eats him. Result: ✓
Anthony - Anthony puts his lollipop to his head and yells, "UNICORN POWER!" and teleports. He teleports to 2006, where Food Battle 2006's Boyfriend/Girlfriend Challenge is going on. Anthony then watches in horror as Ian makes out with his donut and watches the donut about to "get intimate" with Ian. Result: ✓
Ian - Ian tells his donut to "correct his bad vision." He hits his eye with the donut and screams, "AHH! MY OVARY!" Result: X
Anthony - Anthony tells the lollipop to turn a stapler into a hot chick. The lollipop turns the stapler into a baby chick. Anthony tells the lollipop to turn it into a "HOT" chick. The chick bursts into flames and Anthony says, "That's better." Result: ✓
Ian - The two are in the park, when Ian says only one will survive. He then walks away from Ian to prepare for the gunfight. When Anthony declares, "DRAW," Ian tries to shoot Anthony with his donut, but is out of bullets (or it can't shoot any bullets at all). Result: X
Anthony - Anthony walks away from Ian while licking his lollipop. He declares, "DRAW!," and tries to shoot Ian, but is also out of bullets (or it can't shoot any bullets at all). Result: X
Breast Implants (Deleted Battle)
This challenge would have taken place after the Magic Wand challenge since Ian has an eye patch over the same eye he slammed his donut on.
Anthony - Anthony has four lollipops in his bra, with two on each cup, in a disorganized fashion with an annoyed look on his face. Anthony comments, "S***." Result: X
Ian - Ian puts two donuts in his bra, one where each of the cups are. The camera goes in front of Ian to make it look like he has real boobs while Ian says, "Yay!". Result: ✓
Ian chooses a device that erases all the memories of the people in his high school gym class that witnessed him crapping in the pool. Anthony says to Ian that it isn't in the catalog.
Ian laughs and says it doesn't matter who gets the most points in Food Battle, but who survives to the end. Ian reveals that when Anthony wasn't looking, he poured a poisonous venom all over the lollipop. Ian then says only losers play by the rules and eats a part of his donut. Anthony then starts laughing evilly and says, "You think I haven't learned anything from the past 6 years of Food Battle?!" He reveals that he knew Ian was going to sabotage his lollipop, so he hid Ian's donut in a box with holes on the lid and placed a fake lollipop on top. Ian poured the venom on the fake lollipop and the venom seeped down the holes and onto the donut. He also reveals he hid a bow-and-arrow inside his real lollipop. He then says not only will Ian die of being poisoned, but will also be shot with an arrow. Ian tries to stop him, but Anthony shoots it and impales Ian. Before dying, Ian says, "How can you win Food Battle if no one can announce it?" Anthony notices he also impaled the announcer with his arrow. Anthony begs the announcer to say he won Food Battle before he dies. The announcer tries to say it, but dies, along with Ian. Anthony then yells, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
In a strange limbo, the announcer says to Ian, "Ian! Ian! You've just been transported into some place like Purgatory or a ripoff of that one scene from the last Harry Potter movie. What are you gonna do now?" Ian says he's going to fly and asks the announcer if he wants to come. The announcer says, "F**K YEAH!" He grabs Ian's hand and they both start flying.
- The results in Food Battle 2011 were confusing between fans. Fans believed either Anthony won because of Ian's death or it was a draw. Later, on Anthony's Twitter, he said that he and Ian knew who won and that the rules of Food Battle should be taken into account . Since the rule of Food Battle is to survive to the end, it means Anthony is the winner, because he survived.
- This is currently the most-viewed Food Battle episode, with over 27-million viewers.
- This marks the first time the Announcer approached the loser and asked him what he was going to do.
- This video marks the second time the Announcer says something, and the first time he says yes.
- This is the first (and so far only) Food Battle where Ian and Anthony do a challenge simultaneously (the duel in the Gun challenge).
- This is the second food battle where Anthony accidentally kills the announcer; the first was in 'Food Battle 2008'
- The scene where Anthony laughs maniacally has led some to believe it was taken from the anime series Death Note. The same laugh would later be re-used (in a more accurate way to the anime) for the ending of REAL DEATH NOTE!.
- Anthony's check on the time travel device was the original check from the first Food Battle video, most likely due to them re-using the original 2006 footage.
- If one looks in the background when Anthony screams into the skies, a random guy can be seen walking by the shot.
- This is the second instance where Ian screams in pain and then shouts a part of the female Reproductive System, the first being the previous year.
- Anthony received the lollipop in the mail in an episode of Mailtime with Smosh, which he referred to as a "phallic lollipop".
- On the Skateboard Challage before Anthony gets a X the front of his Loipop breaks.
- When Ian and Anthony were talking about the pronunciation of "scissors" you can see in the catalog a tiny message that says "Comment FB2011 FTW! if you see this"
- This is the third time an episode of Food Battle has a hot girl in the thumbnail. The first was Food Battle 2009, and the second is Food Battle 2010.
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: Food Battle Series
PREVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme / Battleship / Transformers Theme / Smosh Short 1: Dolls / The California Stereotype Experiment / Boxman / Smosh Short 2: Stranded / The Best Car EVER / Food Battle 2006 / That Damn Neighbor / Frankie Rogers is James Bond / How Not to Make a First Impression / How Not to Act on a First Date / Feet For Hands / Boxman's Christmas / New Year's Eve PSA
Three Wishes / Axe Murderer / Easy Step / Sparky Goes to a Club / Spiderman, Spiderman / License Test / April First / Anthony Gets a Haircut / Handshake / Hardcore Max / Food Battle 2007 / Transformers Rap / Three Guys in a Hotel / Quest for the Scooter / The Assassins / Replacement Needed / Reunited? / Male Model / The Haunting / Toy Airplane / Ian's Birthday / Santa is Real!
Cat Soup / Boxman's Girlfriend / Left Handed / There Will Be Pokemon / Smosh Sued for $20 Million (April Fools) / Beef 'n Go / Batman's Cool Internet Video / Teleporting Fat Guy / Food Battle 2008 / Going to the Mountains / Life as Ghosts / Boxman for President / Sex Ed Rocks / Smosh Snatchers / A Merry Gangsta Christmas
Breaking the Habit / Hardcore Max 2 / Ian's First Girlfriend / That Damn Prison Break / Unitarded / LeVar Burton Buys Smosh (April Fools) / Anthony's Death / Anthony's Resurrection / Anthony is Mexican / Grammar Police / I Heart Burgers / A Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays / A Very Hairy Situation w/ Billy Mays / Washington's First Video Blog / Food Battle 2009 / The Ultimate Shoedown / Bigfoot is Gay / If Movies Were Real / Four Years Foreplay / Twilight: New Moon Deleted Scenes / Mighty Smoshin POWER RANGERS / Kid Craps Himself in Drift Car! / Pizza Zombies! / X-Mas: PORN on Santa's Computer / X-Mas: Osama's First Christmas / X-Mas: Santa Gets Down / Best of Smosh 2009
Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig / Ian Gets Lucky / Anthony Gets Engaged / HELP! WE'RE FAT! / EDITOR! / CRAZY FATASS! (True Story 1) / Ian Is Pregnant / If Video Games Were Real / Anthony Poses for Playgirl!?! / Smeagol Loves the Precious / Boxman 2.0 / I Love Lou Ferrigno! / Leave It To Bieber / Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig 2 / 5 Ways to Get a Girl / Lizard Rabies / Super Powers! / My Mom's AMAZING Video! / How Lady Gaga Got Famous / The Famous Cheese Guy / WTF! I'm Old! / Inappropriate Sonic / Arm Wrestling TO THE DEATH / KILLER TEDDY BEAR! / If Cartoons Were Real / Food Battle 2010 / FIRETRUCK! / 2 GUYS 1 BATHROOM / SELLING OUT!? / ★ MY FANNY PACK! ★ / PLAYING WITH GUNS! / THE FUTURE SUCKS! / That Damn Punishment / If Scary Movies Were Real / HALO RUINED MY LIFE! (True Story 2) / EPIC TEENY BATTLE! / HARRY POTTER DELETED SCENES! / Pokemon Theme Song REVENGE / VADER AND ME! / Cute Furry Kittens / TRON: Legacy *LEAKED FOOTAGE* / MY NEW HOT GIRLFRIEND / Best of 2010 Remix
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SIRI TRIED TO KILL ME! / HOW TO BE A COP! / REAL DEATH NOTE! / MIME FAIL! / Parents Suck! / I WAS BRAINWASHED! / REJECTED TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES! / HITCHHIKING DISASTER! / Attention: Facebook Users / POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 4! / I LOST MY HAIR! / HOMELESS MILLIONAIRE! / N1PPLES ON YOUTUBE! / Smosh On The News! / GUYS' GUIDE TO HUGGING GUYS / If Video Games Were Real 2 / STUCK IN A TOILET! / MANSPIDER! / Magic Keyboard! / 7YR OLD DOES TWILIGHT! / I SUCK AT DRAWING SOMETHING! / HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! / SMOSH FOUND DEAD / REJECTED MARIO GAMES / 15 HOUR ENERGY! / My Mail Order Bride! / PEN15 CLUB / MY NEW EMO HAIR! / 5,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS! / OISHI WILL KICK YOUR ASS! / LIFE HACKING! / AWESOME NEW ROBOT! / Stupid Movie Sequels / WORST ID PHOTO EVER! / Taken 3 - TRAILER / IPhone 5 REVEALED / FOOD BATTLE 2012 ANNOUNCEMENT! / THAT'S HOT! / DRINK YOUR P!SS / BIGGEST ZIT EVER! / PHOTOSHOP PLASTIC SURGERY / BADASS NEW POWER RANGERS / GAMER GETS TROLL'D! / Food Battle 2012 / Teleporting Fat Guy is BACK! / Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song / Addicted to Honey Boo Boo Child / Wii U Sports is Awesome! / My Pet Pikachu / DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK! / GIRLFRIENDS IN THE WILD / If TV Shows Were Real / A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 1) / A SMOSHY CHRISTMAS! (Part 2) / Best of 2012 REMIX
Disney Star Wars / My Bobblehead is Evil! / Holy Crap! 2 Billion Views! / We're in Super Mario! / That Damn Movie! / Driver's Ed Crap Rap! / Most Violent Game Ever!? / My Stupid Dying Grandpa! / Sexting Gone Wrong! / Life Better-ers! / Banned Airplane Safety Video / Zelda in Real Life! / Worst Online Date Ever / Gas Buster! / If Movies Were Real 3 / Google Glass Sucks! / Sleeping Pill Disaster / Worst Proposals Ever / Amazing New Workout / Good Vs Surprisingly Good / Dixon Cider / We're Stuck Together!!! / What Guys Are Really Thinking / Stop Copying Me! / My Friend's Hot Sister / Japanese Titanic / We Need Friends / Magic Wipes / I Broke My Foot! / The Rarest Pokemon Card! / We Rule High School / I Have Kirby Powers! / Retarded Cats: The Movie / I Have a Secret Son / How to Survive a Burglary / So Many Hickeys! / Our Generation is F*cked: The Movie / Scribblenauts in Real Life / My Twerking Addiction / New Pokemon Crossovers! / Stop Miley / Assassin's Creed 4 Rock Anthem / 22 Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) / Food Battle 2013 / Loki Interview Prank / We Found a Dead Guy! / Longest Staring Contest Ever / My Mutant Rash! / Smosh Vs Zombies / The End of Christmas (Part 1) / The End of Christmas (Part 2) / Best of 2013 Remix
Horny Cellmate / Molester Moon / Guy's Guide to Being Manly / Movies Vs Reality / Pimps of Prom / Jurassic Pokemon / Hide and Seek / Taylor Swift Dumped Me / Flappy Bird Ruined My Life / Creepy Weird Nudist / Pokemon in Real Life 5! / A Real Ouija Board? / Emma Watson Surprise Prank / If Video Games Were Real 3 / How to Be a YouTube Commenter / The Adventure Time Adventure / Movie Reboots Suck / Real Mario Lava Floor! / The Real Party Song / 19 More Crazy Vines (That Don't Exist) / Real Watch Dogs Hacks! / We're Stuck in Slow Motion / Addicted to Selfies / If Apps Were Real / Name Rap or Die / I Can Hear Your Thoughts / Anime Voice Swap / My Bathroom Disaster / My Morning Routine / The Rock Interview Prank / Real Minecraft Vacation / Disney's Star Wars Blind Date / If Bieber Wrote His Songs / If TV Shows Were Real 2 / Autocorrect Fail / iPhone 6 Revealed / Movies on Drugs / Conjoined Challenge / F**k Spoilers! / Your Dumb. I'm Dumber / This Video is Offensive / Backwards Challenge / Guns Suck / The New Slenderman / 6 Ways to Get a Girl / 9 Most Horrible Bosses / Ultimate Fan Suprise Prank / Food Battle 2014 / Top 10 Video Game Dances / Magic iPod / Just Like Link / Christmas Apocalypse (Part 1) / Christmas Apocalypse (Part 2)