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Food Battle 2010
Then You're Going Down D*ck-Biscuit
Then you're going down, dick biscuit!


August 13, 2010 (Smosh)
October 10, 2012 (El Smosh)

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Characters featured

Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Mrs. Hecox, Food Battle reporter

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Preceded By:

Food Battle 2009

Followed By:

Food Battle 2011



Food Battle 2010 is a Smosh video released on August 13, 2010 and is the fifth installment in the famous Food Battle series. For the fifth year in a row, Anthony and Ian compete against each other to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.

Anthony's Favorite Food: Red Hot Chilli Pepper



Ian is sitting at the same table in the same field from Food Battle 2006, and is playing with his donuts, reenacting his own interpretation of Anthony's death. Anthony appears behind him, but Ian is unfazed as it is now becoming a yearly occurrence. Anthony demands a rematch, and this time he has a new favorite food: a red hot chili pepper. Ian accepts the challenge and Food Battle 2010 begins.



Ian: Ian runs into a wall, but bangs his head and falls to the floor. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony runs into the wall, bangs his head and screams in pain. Result: X

Bulletproof Vest

Anthony: A nervous Anthony kisses the chili pepper before positioning it on his chest. A guy shoots him, only for Anthony to survive. However, right after his checkmark, the guy who shot him points out that there's a hole in Anthony's back. Result:

Ian: Ian gets shot while talking to his donut. Result: X


Anthony: Anthony runs up to a random robber, who tries to run away him but is relentlessly beaten with the chili pepper. Result:

Ian: Ian, somehow resurrected, tries to beat the same robber, now with an arm sling, but to no avail. The robber then takes the donut and pummels Ian with his other arm, before spitting on him. Despite the fact that Ian was beaten, the robber says that it worked, earning Ian a checkmark. Result:


Before the challenge, Ian accidentally ripped a page of the catalog, then suggests this.

Anthony: Anthony gives Ian's mom the chili pepper. She eats it and enjoys the taste. Result: X

Ian: Ian gives his mom the donut. She starts coughing and Ian starts acting maniacal as he watches his mom
Donut vs Chilli Pepper

Donut vs Chilli Pepper

die. However, it turned out to be a sprinkle she coughed out. Ian cries and his mom hugs him, saying, "You can try to kill me again later." Result: X

Sarah Jessica Parker

This is suggested by Anthony, but Ian declines because "she's gross." Anthony says that Ian's mom is gross, but she is standing in the door way, and she suggests the next one.


Anthony: Anthony accidentally crushes the chili pepper with his hand before the challenge. Result: X

Ian: As Ian starts to give his donut a pep talk, flames suddenly shoot out, incinerating Ian's hair and forcing him to wear a wig for the rest of the battle. Result:

Teleportation Device

Ian: Ian read from a YouTube comment that putting a hairdryer in water will create an electromagnetic field that amplifies teleportation power. He attempts to teleport but farts instead. Result: X

Anthony: Anthony pleads the pepper to teleport him "next to a hot girl and not somewhere crappy like a minefield or something." Anthony successfully teleports himself to a hot girl, but ends up in a minefield. Paralyzed from the ensuing explosion, Anthony is confined to a wheelchair for the remainder of the battle. Result:

Contact Lenses

Ian: Ian puts two donuts on his eyes and waves his hand as he approaches a hot girl sunbathing. He becomes excited, claiming to be touching "the biggest melons in the world." Ironically, Ian was touching actual melons. Result:

Anthony: Before Anthony can start, Ian, not wanting Anthony to win, steps in and starts to push his wheelchair towards the pool. Anthony can do nothing to stop Ian and drowns. Ian says that he always knew Anthony's weakness was water and dying. Result: Anthony is (supposedly) killed by Ian before he can take his turn

Whoopee Cushion (Deleted scene)

Anthony: Anthony sets his chili pepper on a chair and sits on it. However, he ends up crushing it, causing the pepper's juices to stain Anthony's pants, he then yelled in disgust “Chili poo!”. Result: X

Ian: Ian sets his donut on a chair and sits on it. After about a second later, Ian farts. Result:


Ian is about to be congratulated by the news reporter, when suddenly, Anthony emerges from the pool, completely unharmed. Shocked, Ian starts to back up as Anthony approaches him, but steps into the bucket of water with the hairdryer inside from his attempted teleportation device and gets electrocuted. Anthony reveals to Ian that he learned how to survive underwater "by holding [his] breath" from Food Battle 2006. He also fibbed about being paralyzed by the explosion. Ian is shocked that Anthony lied, but Anthony points out Ian just tried to kill him, and that he thought Ian was dying. Noting this, Ian immediately drops dead.

The reporter asks Anthony what he's going to do now, who then responds that he's going to go home and play with Pogs. He then asks the reporter if he wants to come, who replies, "NO!"


Food Battle 2010/Script


  • This marks the fourth anniversary of Food Battle, while it is not on the same day Food Battle 2006 was released.
  • Anthony's favorite food is an obvious reference to the American rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  • This is the first Food Battle where no one says a pun.
  • In the Whoopee Cushion scene, before the camera zooms in at the Whoopi Goldberg seat cushion, to the right near the corner is a naked Ian with some type of jar on his head
  • This episode was featured on an episode of Kids React by the Fine Brothers. Anthony and Ian then reacted to the episode in an episode of Ian is Bored.
  • This is the first of two times where Ian screams in pain and then shouts an organ of the female reproductive system, the second being in Food Battle 2011.
  • This is the second time an episode of Food Battle has a hot girl in the thumbnail. The first was Food Battle 2009.
  • If Anthony's weakness was water then he would of died by dehydratation
  • When Ian was talking to his mother, someone in the background could be seen spying on them in the dining room at 2:19


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