- "Mmm, oh yeah, that-that's very good. It's a very good sandwich. SHUT UP!"
|Food Battle 2006|
Food Battle Established
Food Battle 2006 is a Smosh video uploaded on October 4, 2006 and is the first installment in the famous Food Battle series. Anthony and Ian compete against each other to prove which of their favourite foods is superior.
Anthony's Favorite Food: Taquito
Anthony is sitting at a desk in the middle of an open field when Ian walks up to him and asks him what he's doing. Anthony replies that he is eating a taquito, which he calls "the best food in the world." However, Ian insults them and calls them "crapitos." Anthony, offended and enraged, demands to know what Ian's favorite food is. Suddenly, a box of donuts appears in Ian's hands, and he says his favorite food is clearly pink-frosted sprinkled donuts. Anthony bets that his taquito can do more everyday tasks in a catalog he is reading than Ian's "pink-frosted pieces of crap." Ian accepts the challenge, so he says,'you're on!' Food Battle 2006 begins (and the entire Food Battle series) .
Challenges (for Anthony vs. Ian)
Anthony: Anthony tries to unclog a toilet, but his taquito falls apart before he can finish.Anthony comments dang it.Result: X
Ian: Ian is unsuccessful as well. After receiving his X, he is shown eating his donut, covered with a brownish, poop-like substance, saying "it still tastes pretty good." Result: X
The score: 0-0
Anthony: Anthony tries put his taquito between his toes, but they don't fit. Eventually, he throws his taquito to the ground in frustration. Result: X
Ian: Ian manages to fit a two donuts on both of his big toes. After receiving his check-mark, he decides to go on a stroll with his donut 'socks'. Result: ✓
The score: 0-1
Ian: Ian looks straight into the side of his donut. Unsurprisingly, he cannot see a thing, though Ian wonders why that is. Result: X
Anthony: Anthony looks through the hole in his taquito and receives his check-mark, but not before he sees Ian humping a fire hydrant. Result: ✓
The score: 1-1
Ian: Ian assures his donut that it will save him, and places it on the steering wheel. He crashes his head into the donut, which deflects the blow and successfully protects Ian. Result: ✓
Anthony: Anthony, like Ian, tells his taquito that it will do well, and places it on the steering wheel. He crashes his head into the taquito, but this time, the taquito fails. Anthony recoils and screams in pain. Result: X
The score: 1-2
Anthony: Anthony lights his taquito and smokes it, just like a cigarette. Result: ✓
Ian: Ian almost manages to smoke his donut, but the flame goes out before he can. He lights it again, but the flames draw too close to his hand, and Ian drops it out of fear. Result: X
The score: 2-2
Anthony: Anthony holds his taquito like a pen, and begins to write. After some time, he holds his paper up, claiming that he "wrote the Bill of Rights." Result: ✓
Ian: Ian holds his donut like a pen, and begins to write. He makes good progress before he disapproves of something, and begins to erase it. Shortly afterwards, Ian is seen trying to stomp out the flaming donut from the cigarette challange. Ian puts his thumbs up thinking it worked when it didn't. Result: X
The score: 3-2
Anthony: Anthony successfully converts his taquito into a lipstick. Result: ✓
Ian: Ian is putting on the lipstick, when suddenly, he throws up. When he comes back up, the lipstick has apparently been applied. Result: ✓
The score: 4-3
Ian: Ian makes out with his donut for some time. Afterwards, he tells his donut that he's "ready," and lowers it down to his crotch area. Result: ✓
Anthony: Ian taunts Anthony, saying that "my donut had a hole, and taquitos...not exactly a hole." Anthony tries to protest, but a screen comes up with Ian announcing that Anthony has decided to forfeit the round, "because he's a pansy." Anthony replies to Ian's comment by saying, "I'm not a pansy, you're the one! You're the one who's the pansy!" Result: Forfeit
The score: 4-4
Anthony: Anthony has two taquitos taped to his arms, and goes swimming in the deep end. He obviously cannot swim, and begins to flail wildly before sinking under the water. Result: X
Ian: Ian has two donuts taped to his shoulders, but instead stays in the shallow end. He splashes the water a bit without his upper body (including the donuts) ever touching the water. Surprisingly, he still wins and reciving his checkmark. Result: ✓
The score: 4-5
Toy Airplane (Deleted battle)
The extras in Food Battle 2010 revealed that there was a deleted scene from Food Battle 2006.
Anthony: Anthony throws his taquito in the air, making it fly. Result: ✓
Ian: Ian throws his donut to the left side of the screen. A few seconds later, the donut flies from the right side of the screen and hits Anthony. Result: ✓
The score: 5-6
Ian is still in the pool, looking for Anthony, telling him that if he drowns, "it's an automatic forfeit." Anthony is then seen at the bottom of the pool, barely alive.
Afterwards, Ian is shown walking by a department store, when a news reporter runs up to him telling him that he had just won Food Battle 2006. The reporter asks Ian, "What are you going to do now?" and Ian replies, "I'm going to Disneyland!" The reporter asks if he can come, but Ian answers with a big "NO!"
- This is the only Food Battle in which Smosh is in the title. (Title = Smosh - Food Battle 2006)
- This is the first video in the entire Food Battle series, because, in Season 2005, there was no "Food Battle 2005".
- When Ian decides to "take a stroll" after the Socks challenge, one of the donuts on his feet falls off.
- Anthony's forfeit of the Girlfriend challenge marks the only time a competitor has ever voluntarily forfeited a round in the entire Food Battle series.
- This is the first Food Battle video where Ian's mom neither appears nor is mentioned.
- Ian's part of the Boyfriend/Girlfriend challenge is seen again in Food Battle 2011, where Anthony travels back in time and watches the Ian from 2006 do the challenge.
- Ian cheated in the pool floaties challenge because he was in the shallow end while Anthony was in the deep end.
- During preparation for Food Battle 2012, this video became the first video in the Food Battle series to be dubbed for El Smosh.
- The taquito is mentioned once more during Food Battle 2010.
: Food Battle Series