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Five Nights at Freddy's is the twentieth Honest Trailer.

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (Honest Game Trailers)03:16

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (Honest Game Trailers)

Script

You tried to stay sane in Amnesia; you ran for your life in Slender. Now prepare for the next step in video game horror: sitting on your ass doing absolutely noth--- (Bonnie scares the narrator) Five Nights at Freddy's.

Fork over five bucks for the horror game sensation (a clip of a guy destroying his computer) that no one enjoys playing, but everyone loves watching other people play. (Markiplier, PewDiePie, and Smosh Games crew got scared) Haha, they got scared, what a bunch of--- (Freddy scares the narrator making him curse)

Get ready for the video game equivalent of Red Light/Green Light where the only goal is to stop from being jump scared, the most overused cliched of all horror (many films show jump-scare) that still manages to get you every---(Bonnie scares the narrator making him curse) STOP! THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!

As if Furries hadn't made animal suits creepy enough.

Guy in wolf costume: Aw heck yeah!

Meet Freddy and his gang of terrifying animal friends – Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy: sure to be 2014's most popular Halloween costumes behind slutty Olaf from Frozen.

Step into the shoes of the night watchman at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a somewhat less filthy version of Chuck E. Cheese, and take control of the most pathetic hero in all of gaming who keeps coming back to a job where he can't move, works nights, makes seventeen bucks a day, is probably going to die, and still gets fired at the end of the week. (the same clip earlier of a guy destroying his computer) This is why you don't go to online college, kids.

It's you versus them for five nights, ("12:00 A.M.: 7th Night" is shown) or seven nights, and the party don't stop til six in the morning. So stay safe by using your limited power on flicking the lights, glancing at security cameras, and keeping the doors closed. Wait a minute. Shouldn't it drain the power to keep the doors open?This totally how powered doors wor--- (Bonnie scares the narrator) Oh, Dang it!

So immerse yourself in a low-budget game that delivers more horror than the last three Resident Evils combined where the more scared you get, the more you look for monsters; and the more you look for monsters, the less power you have which makes you more scared which makes you look for more monsters, and so on until it finally ends in a jump scare that makes you scream even though you totally know it's coming. (tries to flick the left lights, but fails) Any second now. Come on guys, I can see through the script. It's not gonna get me. Well, fine! I'll just show off this cute honk noise you make when you click on this thing---- (Bonnie scares the narrator) Oh, f***ing Mother******! ****sucking Son of a *****!

Starring Winnie the Boo (Freddy Fazbear), Los Pollos Hermana (Chica), Bonnie Darko, and Sonic the Hedgefox (Foxy). (Foxy moves down the hall while Green Hill Zone theme is played) Seven Nights of Furries.

At least this is just one of those worn-off Internet fads that I don't have to play anymore. (Five Nights at Freddy's 2 gets revealed) Aw, f**k; we're going to have a million of these, aren't we?

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