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Claus Winklestein
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Gender:
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Male
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Likes:
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His Supple Wife, wiener, jewellery, fashion, massages
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Hates:
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Ugly Ian Boys (as he puts it), losing his Supple Wife
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Claus Winklestein is a German pimp and a non-recurring character portrayed by Anthony Padilla. He only appeared in Worst Online Date Ever! as the main antagonist.
The Character[]
Claus Winklestein owns an online dating site called getwomen.com where users can get the perfect match online or they will be allowed to marry his self-described as supple wife. However, an "ugly" boy named Ian did not get any matches from the website so he complains to Claus that his site sucks because he didn't get any responses so he is demanding for his supple wife but Claus doesn't want because he loves his wife so much so he disguises himself as his wife using her clothes and goes on a date with the "ugly Ian boy", as he went to the weiner place he saw his supple wife on a date with Anthony and questioned her and eventually made out and leaving Ian and Anthony without dates. Claus wears a zebra stripe scarf and blue jeans, he's hair color is blonde. He also haves a German accent which leads the fact that he is German. He's Also A Contestant On Awnser Or Die.
WORST ONLINE DATE EVER[]
Claus first appears as getting out of a car and explains his dating site called getwomen.com, where users can either get a match or marry his supple wife.
At Claus' house, he makes a smoothie schnitzel with fruit and sings about it. Claus then gets a text message from Ian about how his website sucks since he couldn't find any girls and wants to marry his supple wife. Claus freaks out and doesn't want Ian to marry his supple wife. Claus tries to get Ian a match, but is disgusted by his appearance, comparing him to his grandmother Volbin getting her arsonstein.
Claus gets a massage from Pocky at his massage dungeon. Claus receives another text message from Ian, demanding to marry his supple wife and take her out for free wiener. Claus freaks out again and vents to Pocky that he couldn't find a match for Ian. Pocky suggests for Claus to let Ian marry his supple wife, in which Claus refuses. Pocky suggests something else, in which Claus is happy with and asks him to get a dress.
At Eat My Wiener, Claus shows up disguised as Ian's date. Claus attempts to kiss Ian, but to no avail. When Anthony's date shows up, Claus is in shock to see that it's his supple wife. Claus' supple wife explains that she's tired of being put up for auction, taken for granted, and also questions why he's wearing her clothes. Claus admitted that he didn't want her to have to marry Ian. The two reconcile their love and get out of the restraurant.
Trivia[]
- He only appeared in Worst Online Date Ever!
- He Also Appeared In Awnser Or Die. And He lost and he died.
- He seems to be inspired by the Sacha Baron Cohen character Brüno Gehard. Both characters are similar in that they are very flamboyant, have thick German accents, have blonde bowl cuts, wear bracelets and other jewelry and dress in exaggerated fashion.
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