Mailman: (Rings the doorbell several times while holding a box) got another package for ya!
Anthony: Awesome! (Opens box to reveal a stuffed cat inside) it's perfect!
Mailman: that's like the 10th one this week! What's it for?
Anthony: let me show you!
(Cuts to Ian's room, filled with cats)
Anthony: This is my kitten room. (Everything kittens in the room)
Anthony: Yeah, see ever since I beat Ian in Food Battle 2011, I thought, "Hey, why not do something awesome with his room?
Mailman: I heard you didn't actually beat him, cause it was never officially announced.
(11 months, one week, and one day earlier)
Anthony: Oh god no...J-just to say I've won Food Battle!
Announcer: A-Anthony, you just won...(groans before dying)
Anthony: No...(looks at Ian)...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anthony: (now with a new shirt) I won fair and square! I don't need some stupid guy with the microphone to tell me if I won or not!
Mailman: Well, whatever man. so, why kittens? Why not elephants or...
Ian: (pops up out of nowhere as a a zombie, supposedly killing the mailman in the process) I'm Back!
Ian: Hey, Hey aren't you happy I'm back?
Ian: Well, don't you at least want to know how I escaped the Underworld?
Anthony: Double nope.
Ian: I had to fight the toughest fight of my life to get out of there.
(scene cuts to Hell, with Ian playing Twister)
Ian: I'm having a so much fun, Grim Reaper! (Spins) Right hand red!
Grim Reaper: (tries to reach, but fails) Whatever man! You win! JUST LEAVE!
(scene cuts back to hallway)
Ian: So, now that I'm back I think it's time for Food Battle 2012, you have two seconds to choose your food.
Anthony: What?! I'd would way more time than that!
Ian: Okay, you have two minutes to choose your food!
Anthony: can i get like two months?
Ian: Okay, fine! Two months! I need to get a little reconstructive surgery anyway. No girls wants a guy that looks like a zombie, stupid right?
Ian: and, I should probably do something about my stench.
Anthony: no dude! you small like that way before you died.
Narrator: Food Battle 2012 is almost here! And Anthony needs Your help to pick his food--
Anthony: No I Don't! I can just choose it my--
Narrator: You can choose from these following Badass foods--
Anthony: But wait! I-I could just...
Ian: shhh! Let the play man do his thing!
Anthony: Fine. Go ahead!