CPS Guy
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CPS agent
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The Child Protective Services Guy, also referred to as CPS Guy (portrayed by Ian Hecox), was a character who only appeared in Crybaby, where he was the main antagonist. He could be a precursor to Sergeant Anous.
Biography
In "Crybaby," Anthony peeked through the little hole in the door and saw the man standing outside. He then walked away, and opened the door later on. The CPS Guy told Anthony that they got a few reports that a baby has been screaming all night, and that they just want to make sure everything is okay. Anthony then let the guy in, and when the guy took the pink blanket off, it was revealed that Anthony used foil and shaped it as the baby and put it under the blanket.
The CPS Guy then started to chase Anthony all over town, trying to retrieve the baby. He tried to climb over a wood fence (which was a door) and could not figure that a playground obstacle was not a trap to him, showing he is not intelligent. He was armored with a pistol which he was very close to shooting Anthony. After a series of bizarre events, Anthony accidentally dropped the baby, destroying it, causing the CPS cop to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" He has not been seen since then.