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Boxman

Boxman

Released:
June 21, 2006
Views (Approximate):
6,600,000+
Season:
2006
Episode:
7
Previous Episode:
Next Episode:

"Boxman" is a Smosh video uploaded on June 21, 2006.

Synopsis

The episode tells about Boxman's origins.

Lyrics

So let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin this here rap for your safety
So all you kids dont mess up like me
and be disowned by your family

So check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
So I grabbed my scissors and then I ran

I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all

I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f---ing Jeep
The rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete

Box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's a box
Man

I woke up in a strange location
Some dirty bum had an explanation
Apparently he had no education
He turned my body into an abomination

He said he found me on the road nearly dead
It was necessary he fix my torso and my head
He had no human parts so he used a box instead
The news was so overwhelming that I fled

The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's a box
Man

Gangster 1: Yo, what's up homie, you know that Boxman?
Gangster 2: Yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
Gangster 1: Yeah, well what about now?
Gangster 2: I don't know man, he can suck my --

It's hard to live with a body of cardboard
You'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
But since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored

I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me,
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desparate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree

I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
Hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley.
If I ever want to travel across the sea,
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free.

Well, the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell.
So that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell.

Box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's a box
Man

Box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's a box
Man

Box
The Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's the Boxman
He's a box
He's a Boxman
Boxman
He's a box
Man

Smosh - Boxman-005:19

Smosh - Boxman-0

Trivia/Goofs

  • This is Boxman's first appearance.
  • Despite mentioning in the beginning that the video was to teach kids about safety, the ending of the video says that the moral of the story was that "airfare's expensive as hell."
  • It is unknown why Boxman would need scissors to go suntanning.

Gallery

Shut Up Opening

*Baby laughing* SHUT UP!


Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uln6CurFk

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