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Boxman's Girlfriend
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Released:

February 9, 2008

Views (Approximate):

10,450,000+

Season:

2008

Episode:

2

Previous Episode:

Cat Soup

Next Episode:

Left Handed

Boxman's Girlfriend is a Smosh video uploaded on February 9, 2008.

Brief Synopsis: Tired of living alone, Boxman gets a girlfriend.

Lyrics Edit

There was this one time not too long ago
I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
If I made her my girl, my life would be whole

I've never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me I've tried, but to no avail
When I flirt with girls, I always fail

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend

It's about time that I face my fears
Or I'll regret this for years and years
Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...
Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this
...You smell that? it smells like piss
Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
Will you please go on a date with me?

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman just got a girlfriend
Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend

Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot
You know that kinda thing will get you shot
Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
I could have you arrested for this crime

What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century
Why you gotta go and act so elementary
I'm human inside, although it doesn't show
Come on baby, lets go

I'm not gonna let people bring me down
Now that's just something that I won't allow
I taught myself that i should just walk away
But then I always throw boiling water in their face

If there's something that I've learned from all this
It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
But sticking together through thick and thin
And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman has got a girlfriend
He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend

Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman has got a girlfriend
Boxmaan, Boxmaan, Boxman has got a BOYFRIEND?!

Trivia/GoofsEdit

  • Boxman's girlfriend looks similar to Antoinette, who wouldn't appear until 2009's Ian's First Girlfriend.
  • When Boxman is driving, his girlfriend can be seen picking her nose and eating her boogers.
  • The Shut Up! opening could possibly reference what most couples call each other. Here being "Sugar Booger" and "Cuddle Butt".
  • This was the first Smosh video to show Ian without his bowl haircut and instead with short hair.
  • The Smosh characters dancing with Boxman during Boxman Dance Time are Frankie Rogers (from Frankie Rogers is James Bond), Gary (from Feet For Hands), The Gangstas, Benny Jean and Cletus.

Shut Up! OpeningEdit

I love you, Sugar Booger. And I love you, Cuddle Bug! SHUT UP!


VideoEdit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVBC1Ht8iJ4

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