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Boxman's Christmas

Xmas forsmosh

Released:
December 19, 2006
Views (Approximate):
3,230,000+
Season:
2006
Episode:
15
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Boxman's Christmas is a Smosh video uploaded on December 19, 2006.

Brief Synopsis: A music video about why Boxman hates Christmas.

LyricsEdit

All I hear about is Christmas spirit
f--- that s---, Man, I don't wanna hear it
Christmas as a box sucks and I fear it
Not this time, I'm not gonna be near it

I need to find a way to get away from it all
The mountains would probably be a good call
Only snow and trees is what I recall
I need to get there fast. oh sh--, there's a wall

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year
Last Christmas my family came to spread cheer
They gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me
None of the presents were aimed to please me

So that's why Christmas is spent by myself
No more Santa and his f---ing elf
But now I've reached my destination
And I can have fun without hesitation

(*Chorus*)

Hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?
Want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?
No, no, no, I was just trying to have fun
Oh, you have a bat? Well, I have a gun

Calm down guys, no need to fight
I can give ya'll some --- tonight
That sounds pretty good, my hoe is right
Yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

Just hurry up and get into our ride
There is even some free candy inside
Hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing?
And what are those box cutters you're bearing?

It was your kind that changed our life, you see
Our family we killed in a box factory
Now we'll remove you from history
Look over there, I think I see Bruce Lee

Now you see the kind of crap I go through
But now I look at life with a different view
My faith in my family's been rebuilt
At least they won't try to get me killed

Trivia/GoofsEdit

  • This is Smosh's first holiday special, but however this is a music video.
  • It is unknown why Boxman's family wants to kill him, since they keep sending him lighters.
  • The license plate on Boxman's car is blurred to avoid anyone from seeing the true license.
    • Boxman's car is Ian's car, as seen in the video it's a stick-shift drive; which is what Ian drives in real life.
  • Strangely, this video has no Shut Up! intro.

Gallery Edit

VideoEdit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AYeOJEqzgw

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