|6 WAYS TO GET A GIRL|
November 7, 2014 (Smosh)
6 Ways to Get a Girl is a Smosh main channel video.
Has some young, pretty gal caught your eye? But you're not quite sure how to grab her attention? Well try these six simple ways to get a girl using a stunt double!
"Smosh Presents: Six Ways to Get a Girl... Using a Stunt Double!"
Meeting Them Online!
Anthony is seen in the kitchen, about to take a profile picture for a website called "FauxKayCupid". When taking the photo, Anthony falls back and breaks the table. A girl (Ian) sees this, and claims Anthony must've broken a lot of bones while doing it. ("Mission Accomplished!")
Pick Up Lines!
The girl is walking along the sidewalk, until Anthony gets her attention from atop the Smosh House. Anthony asks her "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it hurt when I did!". Anthony then jumps from the roof and lands onto the girl. The girl is happy about Anthony landing on her, saying that the girls at school are going to be "sooo jealous!" (*in a stupid voice* "Mission Ercurmplished!")
Sneaking into Her Room at Night!
Anthony whispers up to the girl in her room saying he'll be right up. The girl agrees to this, though tells Anthony not to wake up her "fat dad". Anthony's stunt double then does a series of flips, only to come back with a ladder. Anthony climbs up the ladder ("A-Mission, Accomp-a-lished!") and accidentally climbs up to the girl's father's window. The girl's father (Ian) pushes the ladder down with Anthony on it, and through the window tells his daughter that he's not fat, along with saying that "fat people are gross". The father then grounds the girl and claims he's taking all her Snickers. The girl later tells her father that she hates him, as she goes back into her room.
Taking Off Her Bra!
Anthony and the Girl are on her bed, preparing to have sex. The girl tells Anthony to take off her bra, though Anthony grabs a vase and breaks it over her head. ("Missionaccermplished!") The girl then gets up and calls Anthony a "smooth operator".
The First Kiss!
Anthony leans in like he's about to kiss the girl. Looking nervous, slams another vase atop her head; knocking her out. Anthony then looks at the camera and gives a thumbs up. ("Mission Accomplished? I mean you just hit her in the head with a b-")
Asking her to Prom!
Anthony (with the words "Will U go to Prom with me?" written on his chest with small "Yes" and "No" check-boxes below it) and the girl are in the backyard of the Smosh house. The girls says it's a dumb idea, but Anthony assures her it'll work, saying it's the most efficient way to say she means it as he hands her a crossbow and arrow. Anthony then slaps the Girl's ass and she walks over to the other side of the backyard, opposite Anthony. The Girl is confused on how the crossbow works, until she notices the safety knob and begins to loosen it. Anthony's stunt double becomes nervous and says he doesn't want to do it because he doesn't want to get hurt. Anthony reassures his stunt double, until the Girl pulls the trigger on the crossbow, shooting Anthony's stunt double. The Stunt Double flips off Anthony and dies right in front of him, as Ian, breaking character, runs over and asking if the stunt double is okay. Anthony says that Ian killed him; so Ian decides to run off before the cops come until Anthony stops Ian and says "she said yes!" after looking at where Ian shot the arrow. They both say "Awesome!" and high five each other.
"And that's how you get a girl using a stunt double. Join us next time when we show you six ways to get a girl while being blind!"
An old, blind man (Ian) is seen making out with a hatrack. Another younger man (Anthony) tells the old man what he's doing. The old man does not care and still is happy that he's "getting something". He offers a high-five to the younger man, but the younger man passes on it as the old man continues to make out with the hatrack.
Anthony Padilla as Boy
Ian Hecox as Girl
Rustic as Stuntman
- The concept and title of this video is almost similar to 5 Ways to Get a Girl.
- When Anthony picks up the bottle and hits the girl's head, My Little Pony figures appear on the desk. This could be another reference to bronies (the adult male fanbase of My Little Pony). Previous references include Ian's G1 shirt from My Pet Pikachu, Ian's ringtone from My Friend's Hot Sister, Ian's mention of Twilight Sparkle when playing a game in I Have a Secret Son, and the Pokémon CEO covering his Pinkie Pie shirt in New Pokemon Crossovers!.
- Anthony's username on FauxKayCupid is "PadildoLover".
- A stack of Twilight books is seen next to the vase on the Girl's desk
- As seen in the first tip, the image on the back of Anthony's computer is a silhouette of Link from Legend of Zelda. The image on the back of the girl's is a rainbow
- The actor who plays Anthony's stunt double in this video is also his stunt double in Smosh: The Movie.
Shut Up! Opening
- "Bro, I'm such a pickup master! SHUT UP! "