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THE QUESTIONS (Also, yes, I know the questions are all cut off on the video. I don't know WTF happened. Leave me alone.)
[The rest is a list of the questions.]
(Please note that the answers given here are oversimplified.)
- Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Mari: As a kid, yes.
Melanie: Unsure, but thinks yes.
- Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Melanie: Used to, occasionally still does.
- Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
- Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Mari: No, but has stolen a cutout of Elmo from Barnes & Noble as a teenager.
- Do you like to use post-it notes?
Mari: Yes, has many in different colors and sizes.
- Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Mari: Is a self-described online coupon "whore".
Melanie: Only for specific stores.
- Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Mari: A swarm of bees.
Melanie: A bear.
- Do you have freckles?
Mari: Has one "big-ass" freckle on her right cheekbone that is often mistaken for a mole.
- Do you always smile for pictures?
- What is your biggest pet peeve?
Mari: When someone incorrectly "corrects" her grammar.
Melanie: When people try to engage her in conversation when she is already engaged in something else.
- Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Melanie: Only in Minecraft.
- Have you ever peed in the woods?
- What about pooped in the woods?
Melanie: When you have to go, you have to go.
- Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Both: Unclear answers.
- Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No answer given, but Melanie mentions that she can twerk, but declined to show a demonstration.
- How many people have you slept with this week?
No answer given.
- What size is your bed?
- What is your song of the week?
Mari: Bo Burnham - "what."
Melanie: Purity Ring - "Fireshine"
- Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
- Do you still watch cartoons?
- Whats your least favorite movie?
Mari: Romantic comedies.
Melanie: Sucker Punch (2011)
- Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Mari: The bank or a desert island in the Bahamas.
Melanie: "Some abandoned gross-house".
- What do you drink with dinner?
Mari: Water, sometimes hot water.
Melanie: Water, sometimes soy milk.
- What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Mari: Soy sauce.
Melanie: McDonald's barbecue sauce.
- What is your favorite food?