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THE QUESTIONS (Also, yes, I know the questions are all cut off on the video. I don't know WTF happened. Leave me alone.)
[The rest is a list of the questions.]
- Mari introduces her friend Melanie Moat.
- Mari explains that she wanted to do a "tag" despite no one "tagging" her.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Melanie is unsure but is thinks she sleeps with her door closed since she was afraid of people coming in her room to murder. As a kid, Mari always had her door closed and would have dreams that she and Freddy Kreugar were friends and they would go on a killing spree against her school bullies. Melanie suggests that it was the actual Freddy Kreugar.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Melanie would habitually steal from hotels and would try to steal directly from the maid's cart. At one point, she was locked out of the hotel room and had to explain why to her parents. Mari would also steal shampoo and similar items, especially "interesting things" like razors.
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Neither Mari nor Melanie sleep with their sheets tucked in.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Mari: No, but has stolen a cutout of Elmo from Barnes & Noble as a teenager.
- Do you like to use post-it notes?
Mari: Yes, has many in different colors and sizes.
- Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Mari: Is a self-described online coupon "whore".
Melanie: Only for specific stores.
- Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Mari: A swarm of bees.
Melanie: A bear.
- Do you have freckles?
Mari: Has one "big-ass" freckle on her right cheekbone that is often mistaken for a mole.
- Do you always smile for pictures?
- What is your biggest pet peeve?
Mari: When someone incorrectly "corrects" her grammar.
Melanie: When people try to engage her in conversation when she is already engaged in something else.
- Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Melanie: Only in Minecraft.
- Have you ever peed in the woods?
- What about pooped in the woods?
Melanie: When you have to go, you have to go.
- Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Both: Unclear answers.
- Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No answer given, but Melanie mentions that she can twerk, but declined to show a demonstration.
- How many people have you slept with this week?
No answer given.
- What size is your bed?
- What is your song of the week?
Mari: Bo Burnham - "what."
Melanie: Purity Ring - "Fireshine"
- Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
- Do you still watch cartoons?
- Whats your least favorite movie?
Mari: Romantic comedies.
Melanie: Sucker Punch (2011)
- Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Mari: The bank or a desert island in the Bahamas.
Melanie: "Some abandoned gross-house".
- What do you drink with dinner?
Mari: Water, sometimes hot water.
Melanie: Water, sometimes soy milk.
- What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Mari: Soy sauce.
Melanie: McDonald's barbecue sauce.
- What is your favorite food?